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Hey baby, let's super monkey ball. by Fussbett 01/26/2006, 5:51pm PST
SSTrunks wrote:

ok i need an expert on both video games and fuck talk and according to google this is the place. me and my friend are having a contest to see who can make up the better game themed pickup line. were going to use the best one on a girl >:) but heres where it gets tricky neither one of us can admit our line is shit. anyway so if you dont mind rank these from best to worst

A). I WANT TO INSERT MY JOYPAD INTO YOUR SEX BOX

B). I WANT TO SNAP MY DICK OFF IN YOUR ATARI JAGUAR

Of these two horrendous and unfunny lines, I like number 2 because there is no pun and 90% of the line has nothing to do with games until you replace "cunt" with "Atari Jaguar", which is pretty much the most unclever metaphor ever. I guess you were going for a pussy/jaguar thing. So I hate that line the least because it's got stupidity going for it.
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PLZ HELP (NO KIDS) by SSTrunks 01/18/2006, 6:41am PST NEW
    In the Company of Gamers by Fabsy 01/18/2006, 8:43am PST NEW
        The results are in by Quentin Beck 01/27/2006, 11:22pm PST NEW
            Re: The results are in by Ice Cream Jonsey 01/27/2006, 11:32pm PST NEW
                So is this some kind of administrative effort to make Quentin Beck look retarded by Quentin Beck 01/28/2006, 2:22pm PST NEW
                    There is no Quentin Beck. It's a retard identification mechanism. NT by Fussbett 01/28/2006, 3:39pm PST NEW
    Re: PLZ HELP (NO KIDS) by Pieter 01/18/2006, 2:53pm PST NEW
    Hey baby, let's super monkey ball. by Fussbett 01/26/2006, 5:51pm PST NEW
 
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