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Israel Should Move to Alaska by Fussbett 12/14/2005, 9:37am PST
TEHRAN, Iran (CNN) -- Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has described the Holocaust as "a myth" and suggested that Israel be moved to Europe, the United States, Canada or Alaska.

Holocaust denying is so 20th century, I can't get very worked up about it. But, this dude also doesn't believe Alaska is part of the United States, which is kinda fresh.

INC: Yeah, Israel. Just move.
INC: That'll solve everything. I don't know why this hasn't occurred to anyone before
INC: people move all the time, why can't Israel?
Sanitario666: It would be hilarious if everyone agreed to that. "Ok, a state of Israel is now in Germany... TOO"
Sanitario666: "We'll keep the old one as well"
Sanitario666: Cut to Mahmoud; steam coming out of his ears.
INC: "Euro-Israel"
Sanitario666: YOU TRICKY JEWS
INC: "We're also thinking of opening a Tehran branch."
Sanitario666: I like that the Jews should relocate to the country that once tried to eliminate them.
Sanitario666: "Listen, you two have a history together"
Sanitario666: "I can't see how this could go wrong (again)"
INC: the Jews are basically a disease. Germany was the one that tried to kill them, so now they have to suffer

Frankly, I'd welcome Israel to Canada. They can have all of Quebec, in exchange for their military protection plus our intermingling with their hot submachinegun women.
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Israel Should Move to Alaska by Fussbett 12/14/2005, 9:37am PST NEW
    Re: Israel Should Move to Alaska by Bodybag 12/14/2005, 4:44pm PST NEW
        Re: Israel Should Move to Alaska by Worm 12/14/2005, 8:34pm PST NEW
            That cartoon was better than Brokeback Mountain. by Bodybag 12/14/2005, 11:28pm PST NEW
                I liked Fussbett's link when I posted the exact same thing. by Pompei 12/15/2005, 2:13am PST NEW
    Re: Israel Should Move to Alaska by laudablepuss 12/18/2005, 5:47pm PST NEW
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    Update: Bipolar Iranian President Undenies Holocaust, Blames Europe by Bodybag 01/02/2006, 2:54pm PST NEW
        Re: Update: Bipolar Iranian President Undenies Holocaust, Blames Europe by jeep 01/05/2006, 11:06am PST NEW
 
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