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Re: Trying to fuck a girl who's into football by laudablepuss 10/12/2004, 5:29pm PDT
Ray of Light wrote:

So I meet her on Sunday, there's football on the TV (there wasn't at first, until she saw to it.... *swoon*). I throw out some stuff about laudable's cap-cheating Broncs, and whatever other Caltrops material I can claim as my own ("only one team can walk away oh and four" haha!), and that gets a nod of approval. She asks if I saw (some game, who knows) and hints that Dallas lost it. I exclaim they got some bad calls and BANG I was right.

Anyway, I just wanted you all to understand that whatever words you write are going on a sacred and most intimate mission. Cheers!

Ray!




I can talk about football and really impress people, until they notice the flecks of foam around my mouth. :(

"Then Steve Sewell FUMBLED!!!! It was, like, the only time in his CAREER that he fucking fumbled. In the AFC Championship! After we'd missed four field goals! oops I spilled some beer there. The only TD Buffalo had was from Elway's idiotic pass, from the 5 yard line, over the center's head into Bruce Smith's hands! Afterward, Elway said he didn't throw well in cold weather. WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK?! There was a picture the next day of Kubiak on his knees shouting in agony!

Where'd everyone go?"
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Trying to fuck a girl who's into football by Ray of Light 10/12/2004, 4:05pm PDT NEW
    stealing Fussbett's material works too NT by FABIO 10/12/2004, 4:20pm PDT NEW
        I had never seen Get A Life. by Zseni 10/12/2004, 5:14pm PDT NEW
    Did I do that? by Ray of Light 10/12/2004, 4:28pm PDT NEW
        That was a reply to FABIO by Ray of Light 10/12/2004, 4:33pm PDT NEW
    Re: Trying to fuck a girl who's into football by laudablepuss 10/12/2004, 5:29pm PDT NEW
        At least it wasn't that Jags playoff game by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 10/13/2004, 11:58am PDT NEW
 
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