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http://www.gamegirladvance.com/archives/2002/10/26/sex_in_games_rezvibrator.html by Weyoun Voidbringer 11/27/2005, 10:07pm PST
cat sith (3:56:58 PM): i already have one of those
cat sith (3:57:02 PM): for realllll
cat sith (3:57:05 PM): i used it on my ex
Joosh (3:57:25 PM): so I assume it either didnt work or it worked too well
cat sith (3:57:29 PM): it worked
Joosh (3:57:32 PM): she has a family of 5 with the rez
Joosh (3:58:17 PM): "I don't know exactly what the game designers intended with that trance vibrator thing - but it had to be this, right?"
cat sith (3:58:40 PM): it's a horribly written article
Joosh (4:00:07 PM): I appreciate the fact that you have found an additonal use for the game! Done like a true girl gamer.
Joosh (4:00:16 PM): only guys play games to yano
cat sith (4:00:16 PM): WOW THANKS
Joosh (4:00:18 PM): PLAY them
Joosh (4:00:41 PM): so girls cant even stay interested in a good video game long enough to hold their attention
Joosh (4:00:49 PM): it has to also fucking come with a vibrator
cat sith (4:00:53 PM): yeah they need to masturbate to them
Joosh (4:01:47 PM): chix are stupid
Joosh (4:02:12 PM): i've always thought that many japanese games were too limiting in terms of player expression and differentiation of experience. i guess i just don't have the right peripherals.
cat sith (4:02:32 PM): dumb bitches
Joosh (4:02:41 PM): yea thats what all those games needed all along, an unbalanced motor to press against your moist COOTERS

Joosh (4:03:33 PM): ah, i had an x-girlfreind who was quite fond of her, um, equipment- she gave it names and so on.
Joosh (4:03:43 PM): is that not supposed to sound stupid or something?
cat sith (4:04:03 PM): yes
cat sith (4:04:05 PM): RETARDED
Joosh (4:05:23 PM): For some reason, this article strikes me as an articlate version of a 14-year old going "Yo check out those tits on that girl in the fighting game yo, they is so hot I play the game just for those! lololOLOloLZZOZ!!!!!111"
Joosh (4:05:31 PM): but this is a little more hot
Joosh (4:05:54 PM): you are one fucking hot slut man!
BUKKAKE ATTACK!
cat sith (4:06:25 PM): BUKAKE
Joosh (4:07:15 PM): If a guy was to write this exact same article, he'd be laughed at, made fun of, and probably packetted even. Is that equal?
Joosh (4:08:10 PM): I think that review gave me AIDS. I'm suing your site.
Joosh (4:08:11 PM): heheheh
Joosh (4:08:41 PM): You are a dumb cunt.
Posted by: Your dad.
Joosh (4:08:43 PM): hehe
cat sith (4:09:06 PM): hehehh
Joosh (4:09:07 PM): Sure it's not equal, but guess who started the whole rumor that only Guys play video games?
A guy.
Joosh (4:09:09 PM): rumor?
Joosh (4:09:51 PM): its not guys fault that chix need to have a vibrator attached to their pussy in order to remain interested in a game
Joosh (4:10:10 PM): and really i'd like to see your face jane... god, i think the police are coming for me now.. 15 will get you 50
cat sith (4:11:32 PM): GOD DAMN
Joosh (4:12:03 PM): In Japanese, it would be pronounced "rezu" which also the Japanese word for "lesbians."
cat sith (4:12:16 PM): WOW
Joosh (4:14:24 PM): I'm sorry I don't quite understand the concept here. Maybe you could show some more pictures about how this device acts as a vibrator?
Joosh (4:15:51 PM): You don't even NEED the game. Why not buy a vibrator by itslef?
Joosh (4:16:05 PM): And you guys pretending to be girls, it's pretty obvious.
Joosh (4:16:07 PM): hehehehheh
Joosh (4:16:08 PM): no kidding
Joosh (4:17:51 PM): Nice legs. Nuff' Said.
Joosh (4:18:02 PM): lol stop im getting a bonar
cat sith (4:18:02 PM): lol
Joosh (4:18:05 PM): lol
Joosh (4:18:15 PM): she has stick legs
Joosh (4:23:37 PM): usually when I rate how much I enjoy games, the effect it has on vibrating my balls isn't very important
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Auto response from cat sith (4:23:38 PM): Let me get this straight: you took all the money you made franchising your name and bet it against the Harlem Globetrotters?
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Joosh (4:24:06 PM): you bet on the fight in rocky 3 and you bet against rocky?
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Review Request: Rez (As a Video Game, not a Mastrubation tool) NT by Mischief Collector 11/25/2005, 9:26am PST NEW
    http://www.gamegirladvance.com/archives/2002/10/26/sex_in_games_rezvibrator.html by Weyoun Voidbringer 11/27/2005, 10:07pm PST NEW
        the effect it has on vibrating my balls isn't very important (bump) NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 03/31/2006, 4:00am PST NEW
        Her face by Jeff Fries 07/13/2006, 5:56pm PDT NEW
    It's good, but not $100 on ebay good NT by MC Such and Such 12/04/2005, 10:41pm PST NEW
    UPDATE: Reprinted and now around $35 by Nigger Innis 05/24/2006, 6:46am PDT NEW
 
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