Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:

Half a bottle of wine gets you shitfaced? Pussy.

It was was one of those big bottles. You know the kind... you find them with crayola-colored labels at the bottom of the shelf, all huddled together. Much in the same way the supermarket puts the Frankenberry at child's eye level, the wine store puts that kind of cheap shit at the eye level of a soused wino who's crawling about on his hands and knees. Looks like it says, "1.5 liters" and "Little Penguin." I'm not sure what happened here, as clearly this kind of fluid should come in a box.

But don't let me deflect anything here, you were right. I'm a huge pussy.