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| HAPPY AIM LOG OF THE GREAT NICE by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 10/18/2005, 9:12pm PDT | ||||
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| H.G. Blob: i got accosted by a bunch of japanese girls today
Jhoh Cable: ;-; H.G. Blob: on campus Jhoh Cable: Your Japanese fanbase. H.G. Blob: me and my friend were sitting on the stairs, talking H.G. Blob: i'm big in japan! H.G. Blob: these japanese girls came up to us H.G. Blob: OKAY PICTURE TAKE? TAKE PICTURE, OKAY? Jhoh Cable: THEN YOU NAILED THEM H.G. Blob: and doing the a ok hand guesture Jhoh Cable: ^_^b H.G. Blob: exactly H.G. Blob: and i thought they wanted us to take a picture of all of them H.G. Blob: with their camera H.G. Blob: but no, they wanted to take a picture with us H.G. Blob: so they took like seven pictures of all of us together H.G. Blob: with their crappy disposable cameras H.G. Blob: then the other japanese girls they were with saw what they were doing H.G. Blob: REAL LIVE NEGROES H.G. Blob: CAN WE SEE YOUR GUN MR NEGRO H.G. Blob: NEGRO SAN HAVE GIANT PENIS H.G. Blob: and they all wanted pictures H.G. Blob: it was kind of weird H.G. Blob: to think that i'll be some random japanese family's photo album for the next 40 years H.G. Blob: after each group finished their pictures, they would all scream THANK YOU and giggle H.G. Blob: they all had on shirts and bags with random engrish H.G. Blob: i pointed one out to my friend H.G. Blob: but he couldn't read it H.G. Blob: so he got up to get a closer look Jhoh Cable: SHOWING OFF THE GUNS H.G. Blob: the girl turned around to see this black guy looming behind her H.G. Blob: SHEER TERROR Jhoh Cable: WHAT DO YOU THINK I MUTHAFUCKIN SOLD EM ALL? H.G. Blob: CAUSE I STAY WELL OFF? Jhoh Cable: Hahaha. H.G. Blob: also, odd note: every girl who was wearing a cap had it cocked Jhoh Cable: They already have SCARY STALKERS. H.G. Blob: t.i. style Jhoh Cable: Engage cloaking device. H.G. Blob: hahahahahahah H.G. Blob: anyway, so he explains what he's looking at Jhoh Cable: (HER ASS) H.G. Blob: they don't understand english, so it's a huge clusterfuck Jhoh Cable: :( H.G. Blob: finally, it's just down to I LIKE YOUR BAG H.G. Blob: YOUR BAG? H.G. Blob: YOUR BAG H.G. Blob: YOUR BAG, GOOD H.G. Blob: I LIKE Jhoh Cable: SUCK MY BAG H.G. Blob: finally they understand H.G. Blob: they all smile and laugh H.G. Blob: and start clapping Jhoh Cable: I'm sure they know what speedbag means. :( Jhoh Cable: Hahahahaha. Jhoh Cable: They applauded bag. Jhoh Cable: Japanese inherently have assburgers maybe. H.G. Blob: perhaps! H.G. Blob: they all had a variation of the exact same haircut, too :( H.G. Blob: that beatles style bob :( Jhoh Cable: :( Jhoh Cable: Were any of them nailable? H.G. Blob: yeah H.G. Blob: but our japanese friend was nowhere to be found H.G. Blob: OF COURSE H.G. Blob: at his stupid JOB Jhoh Cable: :( H.G. Blob: the ONE TIME we need a japanese translator H.G. Blob: USELESS |
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HAPPY AIM LOG OF THE GREAT NICE by 10/18/2005, 9:12pm PDT  |
