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Kingda Ka! by laudablepuss 10/11/2005, 5:15pm PDT
Big coaster.

My friend, who has family out in NJ, sent me this. Notice that it supposedly opened last May.

laudablepuss:: It already opened?
my friend:: yea
laudablepuss:: 50.6 seconds of PURE TERROR
my friend:: but mumz said it was closed most of the summer b/c test dummies were falling out of it still hahahah
laudablepuss:: It does look fun . . . wait, test dummies were falling out of it?
my friend:: yea
laudablepuss:: OMG that's awesome
my friend:: that is what mum said
my friend:: haha
my friend:: that owns
laudablepuss:: Take a virtual ride! (Falling out and dying experience not included)
my friend:: haha
my friend:: weeeeeeeeeeeee
laudablepuss:: "Kingda Ka is a highly sophisticated ride and may experience short periods of downtime"
my friend:: ...fine print
my friend:: b/c of test dummies FALLING OUT
laudablepuss:: Such as after a fatal accident or explosion
laudablepuss:: Yes.
laudablepuss:: Like the shuttle, it's sophisticated and sometimes experiences "downtime"
laudablepuss:: With no surivors
laudablepuss:: I'd modify the initial paragraph there to read: "This jaw and passenger-dropping thrill ride . . . "
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Kingda Ka! by laudablepuss 10/11/2005, 5:15pm PDT NEW
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