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Ray, Mark fight Power by Ray of Light 09/13/2005, 1:40am PDT
Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:

I'm going to go out on a limb and say that Funkula would rather kill himself than beg some 15 year old for access back to this... "Oink."


OK, well, they've implemented some freaky anti-self-unbanning feature that had mark and I scrambling to outwit.

Unless we missed something (we didn't! --ed.) you need someone in good standing (known as the "boatman") to sign up and give you the account, because the oink software can smell your personal lameness. AIM me (ray comma light) and I'll do this for you.

As to staying unbanned: they cull slack users so aggressively that it's almost impossible to maintain your own ratio anymore, without making new torrents to upload or having a wicked upload speed. There's just way more supply than demand.


Ray: I've been giving MIA's Piracy Funds Terrorism a lot of play
Ray: it's bonkers
Mr. K: my account has been cut already!
Mr. K: Grr
Mr. K: I guess I was at 0.2
Ray: do you have another email?
Mr. K: (yeah)
Ray: sent
Mr. K: "singup is closed now or you might be banned"
Mr. K: okay
Mr. K: (other email)
Ray: ok sent
Mr. K: thanks again
Ray: clear your oink cookies maybe
Ray: that's the kind of gay measure they might implement
Mr. K: I'm gonna request a new IP
*** "Mr. K" signed off at Tue Aug 30 20:39:25 2005.
*** "Mr. K" signed on at Tue Aug 30 20:42:09 2005.
Mr. K: back

Mr. K: Oink is still banning me
Mr. K: maybe I'll make a new gmail account
Ray: did you purge cookies?
Mr. K: yeah but I clicked on the link before I did that, so it might have just killed that key
Ray: yeah ok
Mr. K: (email #3)
Ray: gogogo

Mr. K: same thing
Mr. K: how does it know?
Mr. K: i've even changed my ip...
Ray: I'm baffled.
Ray: maybe a non-oink webbug cookie?
Mr. K: I just whipped all the cookies
.
Ray: hang on I'll see if I can invite myself and do the signup
Ray: then give you the acct
Mr. K: hey good idea
Ray: (particulars)
Mr. K: yay it works
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Fuck Oink. by Funkula 09/12/2005, 2:43pm PDT NEW
    But but but oink is supposed to be good, wrom said so. by Creexul :( 09/12/2005, 2:56pm PDT NEW
    You just ask them in chat. by Worm 09/12/2005, 3:08pm PDT NEW
        Re: You just ask them in chat. by Ice Cream Jonsey 09/12/2005, 8:09pm PDT NEW
            Ray, Mark fight Power by Ray of Light 09/13/2005, 1:40am PDT NEW
                ADDENDUM: a bunch of stupid fucks from #Power-Users weigh in by Ray of Light 09/13/2005, 1:51am PDT NEW
                    Urge to troll RISING? o_o;;;;;;;;;;;; by Creexul :( 09/13/2005, 3:42am PDT NEW
    I didn't know they banned people for low ratios. NT by Fullofkittens 09/12/2005, 6:37pm PDT NEW
    Re: Fuck Oink. by CattleHumper 09/13/2005, 1:55am PDT NEW
 
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