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Receptionist Story #1 by Fussbett 08/03/2005, 1:17am PDT
A receptionist at a place of business where I worked (and where there are not a number of young Japanese women) freely and proudly told us of her old scheme for getting time off from high school: faking an inflamed appendix. The doctors could never pin down what was wrong, as the appendix seemed fine to the tests, but since she kept screaming and moaning about the pain, they took it out. She had unnecessary surgery to get time off school!

Later she became a receptionist and was then fired from that due to her poor written skills.
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19 year-old girls are retarded by motherfuckerfoodeater 08/02/2005, 11:19pm PDT NEW
    Receptionist Story #1 by Fussbett 08/03/2005, 1:17am PDT NEW
        Re: Receptionist Story #1 by billy mays 08/13/2005, 11:31pm PDT NEW
            Re: Receptionist Story #1 by menrule 08/13/2005, 11:36pm PDT NEW
                Re: Receptionist Story #1 by Creexul :( 08/14/2005, 10:56am PDT NEW
                    I've never seen you break width. NT by Worm 08/14/2005, 11:17am PDT NEW
                If you don't read these forums, why do you bother posting? NT by motherfuckerfoodeater 08/15/2005, 4:43am PDT NEW
    Re: 19 year-old girls are retarded by DidC0tMaSSif 08/08/2005, 8:51am PDT NEW
        Re: 19 year-old girls are retarded by Oom Shibble 08/22/2005, 10:58am PDT NEW
            Re: 19 year-old girls are retarded by DidC0tMaSSif 08/25/2005, 9:39am PDT NEW
                Teats by Gubbi 08/27/2005, 4:31pm PDT NEW
                Re: 19 year-old girls are retarded by Oom Shnibble 09/02/2005, 4:43pm PDT NEW
    Re: 19 year-old girls are retarded by THE LADIES R GROSS 08/13/2005, 11:39pm PDT NEW
        Re: 19 year-old girls are retarded by bombMexico 08/14/2005, 1:29pm PDT NEW
            He's using sarcasm to satirize the concept that 19-year-old girls are retarded. NT by Fussbett 08/14/2005, 2:45pm PDT NEW
                The 19 year old girls have needed a voice, and now they have one. NT by Creexul :( 08/14/2005, 2:52pm PDT NEW
                    ...and the voice is ALL CAPS. Not retarded at all! NT by Fussbett 08/14/2005, 3:00pm PDT NEW
 
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