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Souffle, back with a vengeance! by Bill Dungsroman 07/28/2005, 10:34am PDT
Souffle of Pain wrote:

I recently started working at a place of business where there are a number of young Japanese women.


Massage Parlors are great, man.


Souffle of Pain wrote:

I don't have a fetish or anything, but the occassional piece of Asian porn ends up in My Documents\movies and I'm only human.


This is caltrops. Being human is not allowed. I never got that whole AZN fetish thing. All Asian girls aren't automatically hot. I've seen some fugly ones, like in any race.


Souffle of Pain wrote:

Because they all look similar it's really as if the pretty young things I work with moonlight as hardcore, filmed fucktoys. It's sort of uncomfortable from time to time


Those times being, "when I'm not furiously masturbated to that AWESOME fantasy." Soufs, you have to jerk off over your female coworkers in perverted fantasies. It encourages teamwork and promotes a work-friendly environment!


Souffle of Pain wrote:

and I would greatly prefer the dead eyes of a Japanese she-robot fulfilling one of the roles. (I don't care which.)


Well, that's...sad.
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