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DOA movie casting (kind of nws, i guess) by bombMexico 06/25/2005, 1:40pm PDT
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you may remember director Yuen's Transporter movie for its uncomfortable men covered in oil (so they'd be slippery...and shiny) fight scene. There's a chance his fight scenes with a mostly all girl cast will be less gay, but not a very good one.

A BAD WRITER wrote:

Tecmo also unveiled the movie's cast, which features several up-and-coming thespians.

jesus gamespot.



Debs, 2 Fast 2 Furious
8-year old impersonator Devon Aoki as Kasumi. The Furious movie was shit, but she was good in Sin City, where she had no lines. Coincidence?



Electra the NWS version
Natassia Malthe as Ayane, who slobbered all over Jessica Garner in Electra. Here's hoping she's still willing to throw in some more fanservice to make up for another shitty movie.


Joe Dirt, Tomcats
Jaime Pressly as Tina. had some difficulty finding a picture where she was wearing a top, a good sign.



Final Destination 2
Sara Carter as Helena, shown here moments before something awesome happens



National Lampoon's Pledge This
"Australian pop star and actress" Holly Valance as Christie.



pro wrestler Kevin Nash is Bass. Wow he's so perfect.

this guy would've been good too, tho
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DOA movie casting (kind of nws, i guess) by bombMexico 06/25/2005, 1:40pm PDT NEW
    Devon Aoki by motherfuckerfoodeater 06/25/2005, 7:31pm PDT NEW
        spelling (whatever) NT by motherfuckerfoodeater 06/25/2005, 7:32pm PDT NEW
        more to do with being a non-Lucy Lu asian actress than anthing else. by bombMexico 06/25/2005, 11:17pm PDT NEW
    What does some confused nerd in Berkeley think? by motherfuckerfoodeater 06/29/2005, 5:34am PDT NEW
        where Joe and i disagree by bombMexico 06/29/2005, 6:21pm PDT NEW
            Re: where Joe and i disagree by Bill Dungsroman 06/29/2005, 6:27pm PDT NEW
 
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