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you may remember director Yuen's Transporter movie for its uncomfortable men covered in oil (so they'd be slippery...and shiny) fight scene. There's a chance his fight scenes with a mostly all girl cast will be less gay, but not a very good one.
A BAD WRITER wrote:
Tecmo also unveiled the movie's cast, which features several up-and-coming thespians.
jesus gamespot.
8-year old impersonator Devon Aoki as Kasumi. The Furious movie was shit, but she was good in Sin City, where she had no lines. Coincidence?
the NWS version
Natassia Malthe as Ayane, who slobbered all over Jessica Garner in Electra. Here's hoping she's still willing to throw in some more fanservice to make up for another shitty movie.
Jaime Pressly as Tina. had some difficulty finding a picture where she was wearing a top, a good sign.
Sara Carter as Helena, shown here moments before something awesome happens
"Australian pop star and actress" Holly Valance as Christie.
pro wrestler Kevin Nash is Bass. Wow he's so perfect.
this guy would've been good too, tho
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