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MMCafe puts on biggest, dorkiest pair of glasses ever, universe cracks knuckles by bombMexico 06/04/2005, 5:29pm PDT
there's a "Super Mega Introduction" thread at the cafe. Why isn't caltrops so open? *tears*

Mostly its for talking about themselves, which for smarties is like giving yourself a blowjob, but with words. Smarties?! Giants sucks

Highlights
abtster wrote:

What you do in real life: Going to college to achieve a game design degree

MMcafe people making games. This is giving me "MMcafe fruits married to pornstars" levels of distress. God of War 2:From Chainblades to Gunswords will make better use of space by getting rid of "action" and "graphics" clutter and instead feature more talking. Like about Greece, and how great it is compared to everything. Boss battles will be played for you in cutscenes, and the number of backflips will increase by a little over 100%.

sano wrote:

What you do in real life: Research Analyst for a Law Firm, Freelance Artist, providing artwork for NY Based Rap Fanatic Magazine. I occasionaly teach after school programs in art

Heh. Not only does he think he's japanese, but he also wants to be a soccer dad, a hippie, and a wigger at the same time. SO MANY CHOICES! Altho if you're working at Rap Fanatic Magazine, it's probably a requirement that you be very, very white.



batukun wrote:

Primary language: I can speak a few languages, but for the sake of this question, I'll say English.

WOW. sorry this question was worded in such a way as to not let everyone see how awesome you are guy.

I can see that clearly says "Primary language," yet everyone goes ahead and lists every language they know a few words from, like they can't help themselves. But that's allright, i know the feeling. When i tell people i'm a filthy wetback i'll usually cut myself off with ITS OK THO I WAS BORN IN MICHIGAN so they know i won't steal stuff. Kindred spirits?!?!?! (please god no)

batukun wrote:

MMCafe board function: uh, I post up various news? Oh and I am also the guy people turn to when it comes to seiyuu.

This is like the Bizarro world version of me, except with posting Mysterio pictures instead of whatever faggot shit seiyuu is. And people don't really ask me too, it's more like a compulsion. BUT STILL. Also- i'm all man whereas this fruits' a huge flamer.

catalyst wrote:

Favorite Music: Anything except country. Will listen to any music as long as it has a good beat, but won't tolerate the people in the scene.

I guess he means the entire music scene (except country). I really only ever listen to music in the car, but i just call it my driving time music instead of avoiding the scene.

Weapon of choice: Fists or Staff

i have difficulty choosing also.


Iggy wrote:

Real first name: Guillaume
Age:26
MMCafe Board Function: I have no function on this board. This board has a function for me.
Personal website: this very blog.
What you do in real life: working on a master about 11th century japanese litterature written in chinese, insult people and getting paid for it, getting insulted on my fashion sense and getting paid for it.
Location: Paris
Nationality: double nationality Parisian-Provencal
Primary Language: an amagalm of french and 2ch-go spoken by 2 persons on earth
Link to a pic of yourself: Give me your visa or american card number first. Free thumbnail available
Rant About Something: People are ugly.
Fav music : Brigitte Fontaine, Bjork
Fav game music : Romancing Saga 3, the two 4 nobles themes
First thing I look on a guy : his torso hair.
Favourite recent movies : Saraband (Bergman) 2046 (Wai wai wai)
Fav games : 2003 Siren, 2004 Ie, tatemasu, 2005 Romasaga Minstrel Song
Fav fighting game : Vampire Savior, Supisupe
Favourite colors : all sorts of purples.
Favourite writer : Salman Rushdie. Close favourites : Proust, DAF Sade, Nabokov.
Weapon of choice : killing people with words.
What I'm doing right now : having phone sex with Brandon S., California.

Neither words nor mysterio pics can do this justice. i bask in its awe

Ktallguy wrote:

First thing I look at in a girl: face
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What I'm doing right now : Watching the rain recede into the clouds...

This part is super obvious (so queer), but i think the entire thread may have been a massive collabrative trollbait attempt. YA GOT ME AGAIN MMCAFE
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MMCafe puts on biggest, dorkiest pair of glasses ever, universe cracks knuckles by bombMexico 06/04/2005, 5:29pm PDT NEW
    Re: MMCafe puts on biggest, dorkiest pair of glasses ever, universe cracks k by Creexul :( 06/05/2005, 2:17am PDT NEW
        stop calling me pal, buddy by bombMexico 06/05/2005, 3:34pm PDT NEW
            NO by Creexul :( 06/05/2005, 4:02pm PDT NEW
    Anything except country by Ray of Light 06/05/2005, 6:00am PDT NEW
        It's the 'first post fagets' of music elitism NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 06/18/2005, 11:27pm PDT NEW
 
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