Caltrops - Gamerasutra - Warioware: Twisted

Forum Overview :: Gamerasutra

by Rafiki 05/25/2005, 10:11am PDT

Yes.

You know how when people who don't play video games sit down to play video games and they tilt the controller all around as if it will help what's going on in the game? Someone at Nintendo saw this and decided to make a game out of it. Wanna know what Nintendo's gyroscope patents are being put to use for? Right here. And I'll shit in my hand and eat it if it's not incorporated into the Revolution controller, if by shit I mean put black raspberry icecream. And I do. It's so simple and amazing and FUN that I can't see how they could not use it (I'm looking at you, Pilotwings).

ANYWAY, in this game they throw another bojillion minigames at you and you have tilt the entire goddamn GBA or DS, or push a button, or tilt the entire goddamn GBA or DS and push a button. And you'll be doing this to kick a soccer ball in the air repeatedly, run a guy doing the pee-pee dance into an open stall, or flying a giant mech that uses its rocket fists to shoot down boogers and plug up a giant nose. Then the game will be all FASTER!!!!!!! and suddenly you're swiveling a hand around a woman's face to put it into a thinky position so she can wear her cowboy hat. FASTER!!!!!!!!!!

Go buy it right now. It's totally worth $30, and it's pretty much piracy proof. I mean, what would you do, rotate the emulator window? FAG. As an added bonus, you can play the minigames individually as they keep going faster and faster and faster and look like a total fucking spaz in public as you're flailing your arms back and forth on the tilty games.