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| I bought a Star Wars toy by Fussbett 05/24/2005, 2:53am PDT | ||||
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| So I'm at Burger King and see they've got super deformed Star Wars figures. The poster says they come with a kids meal combo. After I order my value combo (plus one extra Whopper Junior) I ask if you can buy the figures without a combo, because I simply need a tiny plush SD Jawa.
"Actually you get to pick 2 toys with your combo." "Whoa, I got a kids combo?" "No, it's for the value combo too." "SCORE, BIATCH!" One line of that dialog is fake. So she shows me the selection of the only four toys they have left -- but one is the plushie Jawa, THANK THE MAKER, so that's a no-brainer. Next I pick the plastic Emperor, because who needs a plastic Obi Wan or plastic Jar Jar? This leads to her NOT KNOWING WHICH ONE IS THE EMPEROR, so I simplify it down to "guy in the cloak". It must be horrible being a girl, not knowing basic things like who is the fucking Emperor. Toys secured, she goes back to the till and adds $1.99 + tax to my bill. Now $1.99 sounds like not a lot of money, but I feel tricked as her response to my question should've been "you get to pick and then pay for 2 toys with your combo" and secondly, grabbing two free Star Wars toys with my lunch is acceptable, but actually having to pay for them suddenly made me feel like a huge homo. Don't worry though, I kept cool and she didn't suspect a thing. For all she knows I've got a young nephew or autism. Back at the office I crack the Jawa out of his package. Holy shit, his goddamn yellow eyes light up when you squeeze him! I would easily pay $5 for this adorable item! And it turns out the Emperor squirts water. |
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So I bought a megaphone by 05/23/2005, 2:17am PDT  This should be in =) NT by 05/23/2005, 7:21am PDT Can this go on the front page? NT by 05/23/2005, 7:25am PDT They don't need cell phone cams, they need megaphone cams. NT by 05/23/2005, 9:06am PDT Re: So I bought a megaphone by 05/23/2005, 9:17am PDT That was precisely what I had in mind. NT by 05/23/2005, 9:59am PDT Ray! is a horrible poster >:( NT by 05/23/2005, 1:15pm PDT The megaphone was loud enough to summon Zseni back. NT by 05/23/2005, 6:51pm PDT GET OVER HERE! NT by 05/24/2005, 3:24am PDT I bought a Star Wars toy by 05/24/2005, 2:53am PDT guilty! by 05/24/2005, 3:44am PDT Re: I bought a Star Wars toy by 05/24/2005, 6:21am PDT Re: I bought a Star Wars toy by 05/24/2005, 12:56pm PDT Re: I bought a Star Wars toy by 05/24/2005, 3:01pm PDT lower-midicalonic NT by 05/31/2005, 7:50pm PDT Re: I bought a Star Wars toy by 11/04/2005, 4:57pm PST This made me smile -nt- by 11/10/2005, 1:49pm PST AIM log about someone else's neighbor and THEIR lawn by 08/01/2007, 11:55am PDT |
