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Senor Barborito MetaFilter Post [this post too long to tag properly] by Senor Barborito MetaFilter Post 05/18/2005, 10:34pm PDT
You have, unfortunately, setup a major strawman and proceeded to burn it to a crisp. Let's take a look at what I've actually said over the course of this thread:



1. I said that these new weapons were not significantly more 'frightening' than existing weapons. sysinfo's link to the 2003 analysis of the practicality of space-based weapons systems bears this out.



2. I said that the development of next-generation weapons was inevitable due to international competition for a strategic advantage, and that there was no particular reason for America not to develop them first, outside of the madmen running our government. At no point did I ever suggest that developing these weapons was a good thing or a useful expenditure of taxpayer dollars.



3. I said that the situation could have been significantly worse - placing NBCs in orbit where a satellite failure and uncontrolled reentry could have horrifying consequences (widely dispersed plague, atmospheric irradiation). Tungsten rods are, relatively speaking, harmless in comparison (see sysinfo's link).



4. I said that there was no significant difference between the impersonal nature of entering coordinates and firing artillery, and the impersonal nature of entering coordinates and deorbiting tungsten rods.



5. I pointed out that three nations with the necessary resources to begin development of these and other next-generation weapons had significant interest in obtaining strategic advantages over neighboring countries, even if they could be trusted not to pursue such for their next few administrations. I also pointed out that given the pace of world development that in another fifty years even the poorest of nations may be able to consider developing these weapons. In support of this I pointed out that the number of countries with nuclear capability had doubled since the Nuclear Non-Proliferation Treaty was established.



6. I said that despite my wishes that humanity would mature a little, it was unlikely to happen anytime soon and in light of this falling behind in the arms race could be extremely dangerous. That our leaders set us on this path and we were bound to it due to their short-sightedness. That given the genetically-ingrained tendency towards tribalism, we might very well destroy ourselves.



7. Finally, in response to you I pointed out that we had computerized death machines flying overhead already, flown by even more unreliable humans. That killing has been densensitized for a long time now. That for the people who were responsible for making the decisions warfare has always been impersonal and without risk - and there is no need to psychologically damage those who are often forced into carrying out their wishes.



Oh yes, because there's no difference between a mostly mechanical jet that isn't prone to being hacked and an orbital death machine that is designed to be controlled by wireless transmissions that can drop nuclear-equivalent blasts all over the globe. Much like a knife and afore-mentioned orbital death machine are really the same things as well.



'Mostly mechanical' jets, or rather their larger counterparts (bombers) can and do carry nuclear weapons capable of obliterating cities. I'd say that the reliability of nuclear submarine captains, missle silo commanders, nuclear bomber pilots and most especially our beloved president are the weak link in the chain, not encryption algorithms that have withstood the best efforts of two generations of the world's finest mathematicians and cryptologists. Secondly, see sysinfo's link - the space-based weapons, at least, are nowhere even near existing nuclear weapons in power.



The weapons and the security of their triggering mechanisms are not the problem - the people controlling them are and always have been, and space-borne weapons for specialized purposes will do little to add to their ability to cause destruction on an apocalyptic scale. Even if that were the goal of these systems, which it is not.



Again, it's a matter of scale. I won't argue with you that things went too far a while ago.



It is indeed a matter of scale - but one of time. Combat wasn't just impersonal during World War 2, it was impersonal when the Basilic pounded the walls of Constantinople with cannonfire in 1453.



There's no going back from here.



Frankly this is why I have issues with hand-guns. Too god-damned easy to kill someone. Fists and knives take so much more in the way of guts or being disturbed, I think we'd have a lot less in the way of murder going on if it was honestly a tougher and more personal issue.



You'd be wrong, then. Gun homicides have dropped from 8,000 per year to 5,000 since 1995. Knife homicides have remained steadily at 2,500 in that time. The tougher and more personal method has remained constant while the 'easy' method has dropped nearly forty percent. I will say, however, that handguns and SMGs are easily concealed and carried where rifles, shotguns, and assault rifles are not, so there's something to be said for attempting to keep them off the streets (while noting that violent crime in the UK has skyrocketed since most firearms were outlawed there).



But just because we've had anti-aircraft guns fired by a guy in a little room, that doesn't somehow equate to it being great to waste hundreds of billions of dollars more that we've already wasted on machines that will certainly increase the risk of massive damage dramatically. It's like the asinine decision to pursue tactical nukes. Tactical fucking nukes. "Bunker Busters". Yee-fucking-ha, go cowboy! We're worried about nuclear proliferation, so the answer, obviously, is to inject much more usable nukes into the world. The logic of these fucking cowboys (and I'd recommend going back and reading the quotes in the article from the air-force general... he's like a character out of Dr. Strangelove with his talk about American destiny) does in fact sicken me.



You do a disservice to any valid points you might make by blanketly ascribing irrationality to those you disagree with, and describing them as caricatures rather than confronting their actual words and finding fault with their actual reasoning. Knee-jerk reactionary attitudes make you look bad, not them, and since what you want is what I want in the final measure, I'd prefer you didn't.



In any case, see my second point above: I agree that developing next-generation weapons is economically a waste, but given that some nation eventually developing them is just shy of inevitable it would be a mistake to not have parity especially given the rest of the world's feelings towards the United States. This money is sadly wasted, but we're stuck on this path thanks to the colossal stupidity of the Bush administration and as with impersonal combat there is no going back now.



I do not in any way, shape or form want to make it easier for people to engage in the mass slaughter of other people. You go ahead and color it any way you like. I don't care if they are a mass of starving orphans. That in no way makes it a 'good' thing to make either conscious or accidental nuclear-equicalent blasts from space a desirable or even an acceptable development. I'm sorry you feel differently. I'm very sorry that that is your reality.



I would challenge you to find where I said that I wanted to make it easier for people to kill other people - I am, as I said, a liberal pacifist. I said that I wanted humanity to grow up, rather than flush money down the spiral of the arms race. But humanity growing up is not an option, and our leaders throughout human history have never demonstrated the ability to behave like adults at the macroscopic level. Because of those leaders who rarely experience war as anything other than impersonal decisions they make in a comfortable office we are trapped in our current situation - and all the chest-beating in the world won't change this fact.



Failing humanity growing up or spending money on anything worthwhile, I would prefer not to die. There is a world of difference between 'desirable,' 'acceptable,' and 'necessary due to inevitability.'



The critical flaw is that there is no proof that these things have to happen. They only have to happen if they are allowed (or encouraged, as the case may be) to happen. Bullshit mantras about manifest-space-destiny while we trash our own treaties to keep space from being militarized. It's nothing but a demented failure of ethics, will and human preservation that is really all about greed. Hundreds of billions blown on missile defense that we already knew was a no-go? I got it... we and our Defense Dept. buddies can cash on several new systems that will cost even more over the next ten years.



You can't prove an untestable hypothesis, period. What you can do in this case is look at every historical prescedent and draw conclusions. The history of nuclear weapons has some very, very direct parallels to the current situation, and I think you know what conclusions those parallels indicate. Manifest-space-destiny mantras are, I agree, bullshit. But just because someone is wrong about statement A does not automatically mean that they are wrong about statement B. You were flat-out wrong about knife and blunt object crime decreasing, but there were a couple points above where you were right and I said so. Just because one general has his head up his ass does not render his basic assertion - that we will eventually have to develop these weapons if for no other reason than parity - somehow magically false.



The money is wasted, but our administration has backed us into a corner on this and many, many other critical issues due to their inability to make sound decisions on nearly any topic.



The armed response paradigm is losing us our current war. They money could be far better invested in things like collecting the loose nuclear material from former Soviet bloc countries, to adequate education, food and shelter for the world's poor. To developing real democracies that don't churn out hordes of raging, anti-American fanatics in places like Saudi Arabia, Iran, Iraq, Indonesia, the Philippines and now, woo Demecracy!, Uzbekistan. To developing real energy policies that de-link foreign policy from quick-sand and flash-fires. I'm not talking pie-in-the-sky, here, I'm talking reality.



You apparently fail to grasp that there is a difference between escalation and contingency planning. The money could and should be better spent, but that option is - in any realistic assessment of the facts at hand - now beyond us. I agree that educating the world's power is an important task, but disagree with feeding and sheltering them. One of the many factors driving our current geopolitical situation - of which space-borne weapon systems are a result - is our ongoing population explosion. Food and shelter increase birthrates. Education and birth control reduce them. You say you want to talk reality - is it better that one billion die of starvation now or fifteen billion die choking on a poisonous atmosphere in a century?



Our foreign policy is an abortion, but even a complete reversal of course won't undo the damage for decades.



Our hands have been tied by our leaders, and the best we can hope for now is to ensure our survival.


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        he also whupped his pastor's ass at Unreal Tournament. FOR MONEY NT by Fullofkittens 03/29/2005, 10:33pm PST NEW
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        Senor Barborito: he's got the CURE for CURIOSITY. by Ray of Light 03/29/2005, 11:31pm PST NEW
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        College Try = declare self above it and then give up quickly, disgraced NT by mark 03/30/2005, 6:17pm PST NEW
        I guess the 4 dudes he whipped at one time had shorter reaches. NT by Bill Dungsroman 03/30/2005, 7:02pm PST NEW
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            SB has as much familiarity with balls as he does guns. NT by Bill Dungsroman 03/30/2005, 4:06pm PST NEW
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        This needs to be the new about Caltrops page NT by Kab(uke) Seme 04/21/2005, 3:31am PDT NEW
            "Money shot but no anal." should headline the web page. NT by Mr. Kool 04/21/2005, 9:23am PDT NEW
                You mean, "Money shot (ugh) but no anal." NT by I need clarification 04/21/2005, 2:23pm PDT NEW
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        we are scaling new heights of terror here NT by Kthor 04/21/2005, 8:38am PDT NEW
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            Note: his wife was once filled with Umberto's cock. Just FYI. NT by laudablepuss 04/21/2005, 11:56am PDT NEW
                She thought it would come out of her mouth, it was so big. NT by Fullofkittens 04/21/2005, 12:55pm PDT NEW
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                You're right. My imagined SB was too anime inspired and fun. NT by Fussbett 04/21/2005, 5:35pm PDT NEW
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        What is the point of the SB metafilter? I don't get it. NT by Universal Plan B 05/19/2005, 12:24am PDT NEW
            WHO'S THIS NOOB? NT by Creexul :( 05/19/2005, 12:36am PDT NEW
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    Senor Barborito MetaFilter Post by Senor Barborito MetaFilter Post 09/02/2005, 10:50pm PDT NEW
        Is this thread because we wish SB was here? I didn't know we wished that. NT by Fullofkittens 09/02/2005, 10:58pm PDT NEW
            We only wake you up for the important meetings, FoK. NT by Senor Barborito MetaFilter Post 09/02/2005, 11:09pm PDT NEW
            I'm pretty okay with SB being around as long as he isn't deleting our stuff by mark 09/02/2005, 11:59pm PDT NEW
            it's here for the same reason four20 and Scribble posts are here NT by FABIO 09/03/2005, 4:28am PDT NEW
            It's to remind us that he was crazy. NEVER FORGET, NEVER FORGIVE NT by Creexul :( 09/03/2005, 11:09am PDT NEW
        Re: Senor Barborito MetaFilter Post by Creexul :( 09/03/2005, 11:11am PDT NEW
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    Senor Barborito MetaFilter Post by Senor Barborito MetaFilter Post 09/02/2005, 11:15pm PDT NEW
        Wow metafilter looks like a fun place huh. :( NT by Creexul :( 09/03/2005, 11:17am PDT NEW
            Metafilter is where they have important discussions by Fussbett 09/03/2005, 11:44am PDT NEW
                Clapstro needs more meaningful conversations about religion, maybe the pope too! NT by Creexul :( 09/03/2005, 6:00pm PDT NEW
    Senor Barborito MetaFilter Post by Senor Barborito Metafilter Post 11/15/2005, 5:59pm PST NEW
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        How does an entire family curl up on the couch? by Ray of Light 11/18/2005, 12:42pm PST NEW
    Senor Barborito MetaFilter Post by Senor Barborito Metafilter Post 11/15/2005, 6:04pm PST NEW
        AIM LOG by Fussbett 11/16/2005, 7:15pm PST NEW
    Senor Barborito MetaFilter Post by Senor Barborito Metafilter Post 11/15/2005, 6:07pm PST NEW
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    Senor Barborito MetaFilter Post by Senor Barborito Metafilter Post 11/15/2005, 6:15pm PST NEW
        If you are looking for some prime crazy in these new posts, here it is. by Creexul :( 11/15/2005, 7:08pm PST NEW
    Senor Barborito MetaFilter Post by Senor Barborito Metafilter Post 11/15/2005, 6:19pm PST NEW
        times like this, I wish SB was still posting here by Ray of Light 11/18/2005, 12:38pm PST NEW
            Re: times like this, I wish SB was still posting here by causal observer 11/18/2005, 12:55pm PST NEW
    Senor Barborito MetaFilter Post by Senor Barborito Metafilter Post 11/15/2005, 6:23pm PST NEW
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    Senor Barborito MetaFilter Post by Senor Barborito Metafilter Post 11/15/2005, 6:39pm PST NEW
        What weapons can you make at home to destroy America? Find out here! NT by Creexul :( 11/15/2005, 7:13pm PST NEW
    Senor Barborito MetaFilter Post by Senor Barborito Metafilter Post 11/15/2005, 6:41pm PST NEW
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    Senor Barborito MetaFilter Post by Senor Barborito Metafilter Post 11/15/2005, 6:49pm PST NEW
        I COULD HAVE THIS PRINTED ON A SHIRT AND SUE YOU! NT by SB 11/15/2005, 11:08pm PST NEW
    Senor Barboritio Caltrops! Post! O_O by Creexul :( 11/18/2005, 9:03am PST NEW
    Senor Barborito MetaFilter Post by Senor Barborito MetaFilter Post 12/01/2005, 5:24am PST NEW
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    Senor Barborito MetaFilter Post by Senor Barborito MetaFilter Post 03/08/2006, 9:11pm PST NEW
        HAHA to this entire fucking post. NT by I need clarification 03/09/2006, 12:45am PST NEW
    Senor Barborito MetaFilter Post by Senor Barborito MetaFilter Post 03/08/2006, 9:13pm PST NEW
        Re: Senor Barborito MetaFilter Post by Creexul :( 03/09/2006, 12:04am PST NEW
    Senor Barborito MetaFilter Post by Senor Barborito MetaFilter Post 03/08/2006, 9:23pm PST NEW
        Re: Senor Barborito MetaFilter Post by Chairman Mao 03/08/2006, 9:51pm PST NEW
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        Anyone have a clue what the fuck he's talking about here? by laudablepuss 03/09/2006, 6:11pm PST NEW
        Everyone knows low bitrate communications make police unable to abuse things. NT by Creexul :( 03/10/2006, 7:09pm PST NEW
            Ah yes, I see. NT by laudablepuss 03/11/2006, 4:15pm PST NEW
        We'll get right on that by LA 03/11/2006, 9:57pm PST NEW
            Senor Barborito Metafilter Post by Senor Barborito Metafilter Post 03/12/2006, 2:07am PST NEW
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    What goes through your mind when you think you are about to die? by Ask Metafilter 04/14/2006, 12:36pm PDT NEW
        Pure blind rage... As opposed to his normal pure unfocused anger. NT by Fussbett 04/14/2006, 3:18pm PDT NEW
        Basically the same reaction he had to administrating clatrpso. NT by Creexul :( 04/14/2006, 4:30pm PDT NEW
            That's one example of a hairy situation. by Fullofkittens 04/14/2006, 5:30pm PDT NEW
                Re: That's one example of a hairy situation. by motherfuckerfoodeater 04/14/2006, 5:42pm PDT NEW
    Senor Barborito MetaFilter Post by Senor Barborito MetaFilter Post 05/06/2006, 4:05pm PDT NEW
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    Senor Barborito MetaFilter Post by Senor Barborito MetaFilter Post 05/06/2006, 5:15pm PDT NEW
        This guy's clued up, man. He's sorely missed. NT by Quentin Beck 05/07/2006, 2:47am PDT NEW
    dear Senor Barboritio by fuck you guys 05/11/2006, 6:18am PDT NEW
        He doesn't post. He destroys posts NT by The ghost of blowjobs past 05/11/2006, 8:49am PDT NEW
        This is a thread devoted to making fun of that idiot by laudablepuss 05/11/2006, 10:17am PDT NEW
            Re: This is a thread devoted to making fun of that idiot by fuck you guys 05/11/2006, 11:45am PDT NEW
                That hurts because we're sociable people who want to encourage fresh new faces NT by Mischief Old Guard 05/11/2006, 12:32pm PDT NEW
                Re: This is a thread devoted to making fun of that idiot by Ice Cream Jonsey 05/11/2006, 1:36pm PDT NEW
    Senor Barboritio AskMetaFilter Post by Ryvar 05/11/2006, 8:41pm PDT NEW
    Senor Barborito MetaFilter Post by Senor Barborito MetaFilter Post 09/07/2006, 8:29pm PDT NEW
    Senor Barborito MetaFilter Post by Senor Barborito MetaFilter Post 09/07/2006, 8:30pm PDT NEW
        ancillary benefit of SB's idea by Ray of Light 09/07/2006, 9:11pm PDT NEW
        Re: Senor Barborito MetaFilter Post by Creexul :( 09/08/2006, 1:31am PDT NEW
        SB proclaims: my brain made me do it! by Zsenicorpse 09/08/2006, 1:18pm PDT NEW
    Senor Barborito MetaFilter Post by Senor Barborito MetaFilter Post 09/07/2006, 8:31pm PDT NEW
    Senor Barborito MetaFilter Post by Senor Barborito MetaFilter Post 09/07/2006, 8:33pm PDT NEW
    Senor Barborito MetaFilter Post by Senor Barborito MetaFilter Post 09/07/2006, 8:34pm PDT NEW
        Thank you metafilter. NT by Creexul :( 09/08/2006, 1:37am PDT NEW
    Senor Barborito MetaFilter Post by Senor Barborito MetaFilter Post 09/07/2006, 8:35pm PDT NEW
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    Senor Barborito MetaFilter Post by Senor Barborito MetaFilter Post 09/07/2006, 9:01pm PDT NEW
        as opposed to "moderately fatal" NT by Ray of Light 09/07/2006, 9:14pm PDT NEW
    Senor Barborito MetaFilter Post by Senor Barborito MetaFilter Post 09/07/2006, 9:04pm PDT NEW
    Senor Barborito MetaFilter Post by Senor Barborito MetaFilter Post 09/07/2006, 9:05pm PDT NEW
        sb is trying to make moral equivalency look bad or good here? :( NT by Creexul :( 09/08/2006, 1:36am PDT NEW
    Senor Barborito MetaFilter Post by Senor Barborito MetaFilter Post 09/07/2006, 9:07pm PDT NEW
        SB proclaims: People are slaves to sugar and fat. But I am free! by Zsenicorpse 09/08/2006, 1:09pm PDT NEW
        Re: Senor Barborito MetaFilter Post by I need clarification 09/08/2006, 1:45pm PDT NEW
    Senor Barborito MetaFilter Post by Senor Barborito MetaFilter Post 02/07/2007, 4:22pm PST NEW
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    Senor Barboritio MetaFilter Post by Senor Barboritio MetaFilter Post 02/26/2007, 11:31pm PST NEW
    END of THREAD by Senor Barborito MetaFilter Post 05/17/2007, 3:29pm PDT NEW
        This thread should be moved into its own forum. ^___^ by Jhoh Cable o_O 05/18/2007, 8:23am PDT NEW
            Done NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 05/20/2007, 3:21am PDT NEW
                Hahaha nice. NT by Jhoh Cable o_O 05/20/2007, 4:16am PDT NEW
        Barborito is doing something?!?!?!? by Bananadine 09/16/2007, 9:54am PDT NEW
            Is Snoop in this game? NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 09/16/2007, 10:22am PDT NEW
                Snoop won't even go in the YMCA pool :( NT by A. Racist 09/16/2007, 10:38am PDT NEW
                    50 cent? NT by Grumah 09/16/2007, 12:25pm PDT NEW
                Bananadine probably doesn't (EVEN) know about getting Snooped. by Fussbett 09/16/2007, 4:37pm PDT NEW
                    His comment was favourited by 27 AskMeFites. This is record popularity. NT by Quentin Beck 09/16/2007, 6:11pm PDT NEW
                    Re: Bananadine probably doesn't (EVEN) know about getting Snooped. by Bananadine 09/17/2007, 10:53pm PDT NEW
                        Re: Bananadine probably doesn't (EVEN) know about getting Snooped. by Fussbett 09/18/2007, 11:50am PDT NEW
                            SB update by FABIO 09/18/2007, 11:56am PDT NEW
                                Ha, ha, ha by Souffle of Pain 09/18/2007, 1:06pm PDT NEW
                                    Also, bipolar. NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 09/18/2007, 1:37pm PDT NEW
    Re: Senor Barboritio MetaFilter Post by Senor Barboritio MetaFilter Post 12/16/2009, 7:41pm PST NEW
        Re: Senor Barboritio MetaFilter Post by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 12/17/2009, 10:12am PST NEW
 
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