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Hero by FABIO 09/30/2004, 12:16pm PDT
Are you not sick of wire-fu yet?

Did you think Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon would be even better if the "art" factor was upped ten times?

Are you the kind of person who loves anime and whose favorite parts are when characters deliver long monologues with tons of cherry/lotus blossoms falling in the background?

If you answered yes to all of these, you'll love this movie. Otherwise, no.


Previews make it looks like one man's quest for vengence after his village gets wiped out by a storm of arrows from evil soldiers, culminating in him storming some sort of castle. This is not that movie. I actually wouldn't call it a movie so much as a 15 minute short replayed half a dozen times with slight variations each time. It's a series of flashbacks with each new flashback saying "but this is what really happened". By the end I couldn't remember anymore which ones were true and which ones were made up, nor did I really care. It's really all about whether or not you still care about Matrix effects and can stomach all the art fag elements.
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Hero by FABIO 09/30/2004, 12:16pm PDT NEW
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    Re: Hero by Zseni 10/01/2004, 3:56pm PDT NEW
        Re: Hero by William H. Hayt, Jr. 10/01/2004, 8:23pm PDT NEW
            However you say the name of the Chinese director of the hour. by motherfuckerfoodeater 12/26/2004, 2:20am PST NEW
        Your comparison is oh so common and oh so WRONG by Lurker Shoomoser 12/27/2004, 3:18pm PST NEW
    Re: Hero by jeep 12/26/2004, 8:18pm PST NEW
        Re: Hero by FABIO 12/26/2004, 8:47pm PST NEW
            Re: Hero by jeep 12/26/2004, 8:52pm PST NEW
                I was thinking Sonny Chiba for cameos NT by FABIO 12/26/2004, 9:56pm PST NEW
                    Not as 'wacky' as a fistfight with Bob Barker NT by jeep 12/26/2004, 11:04pm PST NEW
        Re: Hero by Lurker Shoomoser 12/26/2004, 9:31pm PST NEW
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                        Newsflash: Some anonymous people on the Internet may not be American NT by Film at 11 12/27/2004, 6:58pm PST NEW
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