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| My last day by Binro the Heretic 07/22/2004, 7:14am PDT | ||||
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| A Treatise On Hell: OMM Explained
Homosayswhat? 08/01/02, 14:15 Lookit Sweetie, only Nixon can go to China, they say, so as I straddle the Great Wall of Crass Asshole Faggotry that this forum symbolizes, sipping tea with the Mongol Horde with one hand and diddling their soft bee-hinds with the other, allow me to elucidate. First, I am, unquestionably, one of the meanest, nastiest, filthiest, most perverted, retarded, gay, higher-brain-function-lacking, demented psychotics that frequents this board. I scream nearly-nonsensical insults at timid passersby, swing my laughable genitalia at small children, and defecate on crippled stray animals. And LAUGH the whole time. This is not a good place. This place sucks. It's evil, it's bitter, it's only funny to the truly Come and Gone. They shut this site down for a month, sex-related crimes shot up all over the country temporarily. I was at work, and my boss asked for a report, I told her "Coming right up, FAG." She said "Excuse me?" I replied "Hold on, YOU BLEEDING QUEEFING CUNTBUCKET." This place is mean. We are mean. Deliberate and with full intent. You don't even count here until you've been tempted or have actually run out of here in frustrated, embarassed tears. We say "Cunt" like black folks say "Nigger," get me? It isn't right, it isn't politically correct, it isn't nice. But, see, we want it that way. We have to have it that way. This is the only motherfucking place on Earth where we can get it that way, and it doesn't even physically exist. There is no other place like this, not one that actually succeeds where other merely dare and fail. It's motherfucking HONEST. We're mean. Why? Why do you shit in a toilet? Where else you gonna shit? You don't go into a toilet and complain that it smells like shit, honey. Unless you're an idiot. How dare you come here and tell us to behave, when this is the last and only refuge we have for acting like complete jackasses? How dare you? You tell us it's unfair to insult you, and Binro, and anyone; how utterly fucking unfair is it for you all to come here, UNINVITED, and presume to tell US how WE should behave in our own FORUM, the behavior of which is not dictated by but fully endorsed by the very people who set this nuthouse up in the first place. I'll concede that, due to the reconstruction of this site, you didn't see what it was all about before coming to these forums. It's as bitter, honest, and raw as we are. We just followed suit. Binro insists on staying here, despite the fact that he obviously isn't welcome, doesn't enjoy himself, and refuses to get into the spirit of this place. He admits that he actually can't. He's the retard from P.E. in junior high who hated playing football, still played, and preferred to kick the ball when it was thrown to him instead of catch it. No one knows why, beyond strong theories of masochistic tendencies. THAT ISN'T OUR FAULT. It is NOT OUR FAULT that he, or you, or anyone who doesn't like what this place is all about, comes here and deliberately STAYS. You hang about here of your own free will and admonish us like prison inmates picking on the new fish. The cell door is swinging WIDE open, half the guys here are holding the door open for you, or anyone who doesn't like it here. How dare us? How dare you? HSW ------------------------------------------------------------- I was trying to be more like you. Binro 08/01/02, 16:31 This seemed like as good a place as any to try and toughen up, a sort of boot camp where I could learn to take it and more importantly learn to dish it out. It didn't work out that way. I feel bad when I insult someone. That the insults have no effect on you matters not. I just can't seem to deliver insults without feeling guilty. I also seem to be incapable of developing an immunity to them. I know I said as much last week but I tried to pass it off as a moment of weakness emerging from the gloom that usually settles on me when the weather has been gray for too long. I tried to suck it up and keep going, but I just can't. The ill will directed at me here genuinely bothers me. If I hated you all, or at least didn't respect your opinions, I doubt it would bother me so much. However, you're all very smart, witty, educated and sophisticated, the sort of person I'd like to be and so being rejected by you really hurts. Some of you have already made it clear it was a mistake to share so many personal details about myself with strangers over the Internet. My only excuse is that you really didn't feel like strangers. I wish you all well. |
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My last day by 07/22/2004, 7:14am PDT  When too much Binro is barely enough. by 07/22/2004, 7:23am PDT Re: When too much Binro is barely enough. by 10/31/2004, 6:57am PST Re: When too much Binro is barely enough. by 11/01/2004, 8:18pm PST Re: When too much Binro is barely enough. by 11/01/2004, 9:20pm PST |
