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| DR. MARCUS DAVID BOWEN!!!! by Tatters 07/22/2004, 7:01am PDT | ||||
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| tatters 03/05/01, 16:42
I had hoped to remain a reader, as reading is {with exception to your recent posts} a lot easier then writing. Among more obvious reasons I also kept my mouth shut because I usually have little to add, I am lazy, low on time, shy, and frightened of angry half doctors. So you should see the forces that kept my mouth shut are quite compelling and it’s an absolute fucking wonder that I posted at all. Your fucking up was that wonderful. You have fucked up so often and so shamelessly that I couldn’t even make sense of it. I don’t know what feelings drive your posts HSW but sadness and confusion drive mine. Unlike AA, I once loved you and you have broken my heart, not with you your fury that is {of late} without the vessel to have any effect, nor with your sorry decline, but the fact that you will inadvertently take many others down with you. I hope you will be able to gain some measure in the strength of your fuck-ups {relative to my own or AA’s} through the forces that I had to overcome to draw attention to them. I overcame my love, fears, my leisurely attitude towards the OMM forums, and even risk my self esteem on hating what has strong grounds for being hated but perhaps forces similar to my own keep it from happening. Now I have noticed that it is customary to finish with some sort of analogy to sum up {rather then add to} what has been plainly stated. So badly have you fucked up of late, that the dirty process of you fucking up has grown a life of its own, separate from the man you are, and the stiff you will soon become. When it dies its soul will be greeted by Christ not as the sly beast that it was, but as a saint, for he robbed the devil in his blindingly white coat of what he had treasured most, your smiles. Yes it seems he’s that fucking simple after all. When this is through I hope three things will die, the beast {thanks be to him for freeing your minds of any pro-HSW thoughts} my input on these boards, and HSW’s himself soon to be DR MARCUS DAVID BOWEN!!!!!!. CAN YOU GUESS WHO THIS IS HSW??? YOU STUPID FUCKER! Who the fuck is Marcus David Bowen? Homosayswhat 03/05/01, 16:42 Is that supposed to be me? EEEENNNTT!! Wrong! If you want to make wild guesses at my real name in a sorry attempt to ridicule me, let me give you some help. You obviously need it. I go to medical school in Nevada. Now, go try again. Next time, it might be somebody I have heard of, and that might scare me a little. Except it won't, because it will be another sad shot in the dark. However, thanks for admitting outright that you are a sorry little piece of nothing, saves the effort on my part. Since your post came off like a cage full of fornicating crack monkeys, I'll do my best to figure what the Hell you were talking about and respond in kind. Geez this was harder than I thought As I sift through the horrid attempt to flavor your post with I-don't-know-what literary genre (Renaissance? Romanticism? The hint of Christianity, I got), apparently you feel I have been fucking up. Care to cut through the fruity verbiage and give me some specifics? None available? Surprise, surprise. What's next, claims that I have been flying around Times Square in a homemade jetpack, nude except for magenta body paint and a bumper sticker across my butt cheeks that proclaim I Voted For Picard? Unsubstantiated proclamations are the bread-and-butter of this forum, but you can't really live off it, as Dr. Bowen would tell you. Or an actual doctor, not one borne from your demented alcoholic-dazed delirium. What else? My postings have become so excrutiating that they forced you to overcome your intractable case of The Pussies and 'git' me? How bad do they have to be to get you to leave? I'll keep trying, Faggot Forum Standards Monitor #6432. You just keep suffering through them like always, my little crackbitch. Suck the cathode dick. Also, no one fucking cares a whit about the 'forces' you overcame to just simply post an anonymous message. Jesus, get some Paxil and shut the fuck up, already. Oh wait, there it is: you once loved me. Uh, er, thanks? Great, another fag trolling for booty. Sadly, I don't play the same mindgame other online folks play; I assume everyone else out there is uglier than I am. Doesn't do much for me, unfortunately. Maybe 'the beast' (insert obligatory mother joke here) can help you with that. Does it live in your neighbor's dog? Ancient nonexistant demons tend to do that, I hear. Well, if you wanted to scare me, your obvious homoerotic infatuation with me has done the trick. Sorry the honeymoon's over, that's life. Even life in tortured bizarre fag fantasies. Lastly, who gives a shit who you are? I'll try: nobody. Close? HSW ...still marvelling at the genius of 'Response' as a thread title. RE:Who the fuck is Marcus David Bowen? tatters 03/06/01, 16:42 I had expected my little post to be drowned under some political whinge, but it seems Conflict Gnome has built a raft out of hate to support it. So lets sail it back into the doc{!!!!}. Care to cut through the fruity verbiage and give me some specifics? None available? If fucking up were a specific happening, that you could take out of context, then perhaps your clinical reasoning could cut it out like a mole, or at least make fun of it effectively. But this is not so in your case. You mentioned you had trouble understanding that you are a fucking idiot, so lets put it in a medical context with which you will be familiar. [Note on model below: A more elaborate model had been prepared, it included such things as thought bubbles in which extracts from your previous posts were pasted, a key, and even a little stick penis. But such are the forums here that my time consuming work of art was destroyed by whatever rules govern the spacing of letters. This simplistic model has been stuffed with space filling dots so as to remain legible. Now I realize this may invoke, in some, a lack of credibility on the models behalf. I ask those people not to see the dots as dots, but as the atoms that make up air this little fellow is breathing.] Patient: Homosayswhat Doctor/s examining: Dr M. Bowen Doctors notes: Seems to have used medical learnings in teasing idiots. Did so effectively, and received well-deserved praise. However nervous system was stifled by the fear he created in others. Without functioning nervous system he was unable to sense things which would be apparent to a healthy individual. A continued series of fuckups have increased in their frequency and intensity, yet fail to be recognized by central nervous system. Treatment: While people exist that could help this poor fellow, they would rather spend their time talking about the most ridiculous shit. Diagnosis: A pitiful deterioration. RE:Who the fuck is Marcus David Bowen? Homosayswhat 03/06/01, 16:42 Nothing that serves as an actual rebuttal snipped. Well, that was thoughtful and piercing, dumbass. It's amazing how someone that has so completely lost an argument can still continue to lose. You still remain the sorriest faggot loser to weakly attempt a hit on the Big Man On Forum in recent memory. Try and try again, suckhole. HSW RE:Who the fuck is Marcus David Bowen? DidC0tMaSSiF 03/06/01, 16:42 When YOU qUALiFy aND gET yOuR SpEXiAL gOLD sTETHASCoPE aND a CD tO sTiCK oN yOuR hEAD , YOUr aMUSiNGLy eNGRAVEd AH-sTiCK fROM yOUR MENToR WiTH tHE dRiNkiN hABiT aND a bLACK bAg wITH tHiNG fOR LOOkiNG iN eARs And a WHiTE cOAt aND a LiCENSE tO paTRoNiSE, aN iNCREaSED LiKELiHOOD oF sUiCiDE aND sTART PLAyiNG gOLF wHERE yOU cAN dIScUSS FOrTHcOMiNG mALpRACTiSe sUITs wILL yOU bE Dr hOMO? oR Dr wHAT? This is what faggot idiots do when they lose an argument Homosayswhat 03/04/01, 16:42 Yawn. Oooh AA, here's the moment you've been waiting for. Annihilated and penetrated, your sad sorry gay little retaliation against me comes. Since I fucked you like the greedy little cockwhore you are, you await anxiously for any opening to come back. Yeah, I'm not really a medical student. Y'know, I actually think that you're a T1 programmed with state of the art AI that is actually programmed as a liberal Democrat but pretends it's a conservative Republican for argumentative effect. But you don't actually know it anyway. Well, now that we've gotten our nonexistent dinosaur proclamations out of the way, let me again stress what a ridiculous fag you are. Go on, tell me how I'm not really a med student. Tell me how you'll hope you'll be the one to file a malpractice suit against me in the same breath. Yawn, and yawn again. That would be all you got against me, ain't it? Sure is. I'd ask you what you do to pay your outrageous porn bills and rent, and buy dinner for the corpulent disgusting scumbag you call a girlfriend but everyone else calls a toilet, but really, who fucking cares? It's a no-name, no-interest, run of the mill sorry data entry job anyway. Or worse. Pinch an inch and suck my dick. You're the worst, sorriest, suppressed-gayest fag of a cocksmoking homo to infest this forum, ever. You're a fat, sorry, pathetic, worthless bitch that ineffectually tries to hide behind tired, retarded, outdated ideals that mean nothing since no one will do anything about them, or they have proven to be worthless anyway. You fucking squealing gaywad. Every argument you make is flimsy, every statement you make is a fucking retread. You're as original as Shaggy, fagface. You belong in a golden oldies convention. Go home and dream up something mildly original. The bandwagon left, and nobody fucking wanted your fat ass on it. To sum up your tireless vomit of posting: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!! Read a fucking book NOT by Limbaugh and join the leagues of the enlightened. Or don't, fuckface. HSW Ignore all of this since I don't exist anyway. Or turn it into a babel script before that uninspired hopeless ballrest mrs.-fuck-me-faggotly-johnson does. The good doctors dilemma tatters 03/06/01, 16:43 Keep up the parasitic reliance on foreign opinions, no troubles finding them, no worries either in lining them up in Italics and ticking the “NO! YOU FUCKER!” box. Then tally the votes count how many you got right and declare yourself president of the forum. But be sure to knit a blanket of obscenities, so no one sees your saying the same shit time and time again. What happens when HSW’s forced to create? Out comes the fucking photo album! All parries no thrusts. Make something. Until then your just another fucking customer at AA’s store. That last post you gave AA lost you the respect you needed to truly fuck over anyone and granted me my freedom to shut up. In the vein of tatter`s cleverness: REPLY Homosayswhat 03/07/01, 16:43 Go on tatters, tell us how good AA's dick tastes. You can try to ignore the fact that you are still just a faggot sorry loser newbie, but the fact will remain, just like your herpes. Now, let's take a moment and utterly destroy all of your worthless statements. 'Parasitic reliance on foreign opinions.' If you mean educated ones, then yes, that is where I will always be. You are so obviously residing in the lower echelon of eduation and maturity. So fuck off back to nowhere, dumbass. Let's continue. Babbling nonsense about italics (which are automatic, you knew that, right?) and checking boxes (good one. And, what the fuck are you talking about?). 'Tally the votes count.' Another master stroke from the Next Forum Newbie Idiot. Tell me, where exactly do these polls take place? The only 'poll' coming is my stiff one up your worn out rectum, fucksauce. Let's finish off with 'Make something.' Hmm, let's look at your forum creativity history. ZZZZZilch!! What a fucking total badass you are, with all your repetoire to back you up. Again, you cannot screech enough to make anyone forget that you are just some random fag lurker that tried unsuccessfully to come out. My last post lost me all my respect. I thought I had already lost all my respect. Is it all gone now? What can I do to finish the job? Cumdiver. Fuck you, you're still and always Faggot Forum Monitor number 3.142, you unoroginal pisswhiff. But, if it granted you the freedom to shut up, then by all means take it. The freedom to take it. What a stupid gay fucking statemnt, that only a pussy faggot like you would make. Shutting up like the dummy you are is so fucking noble. It's only because you're so faggotly entranced with AA's dick, you fucking pilot fish of a human being. HSW Now say ahhhhhh tatters 03/09/01, 16:43 Nothing to say from that familiar looking dark corner you’re backed into? Suggestion: Salvage what you can from Argantes corpse {5 km NORTH of your position} then see if your doctoring skills can fashion something workable out of his ribs. Too hard? Then just throw them at me! Or have you put that little ace back up your sleeve after I caught you cheating a few posts ago. Looks like your wife’s a bit suspicious of all the noise in the upstairs bedroom. Thanks for keeping quiet, for the kids sake I’m sure. So, where did you hang your silver medal from the special olympics? Homosayswhat 03/09/01, 16:43 Nothing to say from that familiar looking dark corner you’re backed into? Suggestion: Salvage what you can from Argantes corpse {5 km NORTH of your position} then see if your doctoring skills can fashion something workable out of his ribs. Too hard? Then just throw them at me! Or have you put that little ace back up your sleeve after I caught you cheating a few posts ago. Yeah, I was busy and couldn't post for a day. You win! And now, back to our story: You lose! But hey, congratulations on continuing to overcome the tremendous fear, trepidation, and sheer pussiness you freely admit to feeling when you anonymously post here. My brave little soldier. Next, we'll work on talking to actual people. On second thought, let's not rush into things. Maybe we'll work on losing just enough weight to fit out the front door again. Thanks for telling me where Argantes is, it was almost clever. Almost, but sadly not at all. So, exactly where and how did you catch me cheating? That tripe about having to 'create,' and not being able to? This from a guy who's track record thus far is some gay clumsy love confession to me, followed by well-worn troll bullshit and groundless accusations and chest-thumping? You couldn't create a proper bowel movement, son. All this gay silent adoration for me, and you didn't learn a thing. Tsk. And yeah, I can fucking say anything I want about your nonexistant status here. I've been 'bravely' posting here for well over a year, so fuck you, you lurker newbie pansy bitch. Well, it has some existence, I suppose: a gay lurker come-out, followed by a gay attack on me in an uninspired seperate thread, replete with faggy flowery nonsense wording and biblical imagery (?), followed by a ridiculously stupid expose of my 'real name,' capped with more groundless nonsense about catching me cheating and blah blah fucking blah. And a nice one about my horrible spelling. Yeah, got me on that one. Next up, make a reference to my habitual lack of punctuation and capitilization, fagsauce. Lastly, I AM MARCUS DAVID BOWEN. NO, REALLY I AM. HSW ...glanced over at the dark corner and, not surprisingly, found you there. The doctors silent treatment tatters 03/09/01, 16:43 Silence is golden, so perhaps I should cash yours and buy a ticket on the 'Faggot Hypocrite Bus' . Surely that could get me past the barricade of your fuck-ups keeping me here. But what will you do when I’m gone and you exhaust AA with your dull routine? Suggestion: Shout 'I’m winning!' into some long empty hospital corridor and then laugh at it’s echoed response,it works for me. RE:The doctors silent treatment Homosayswhat 03/10/01, 16:43 But what will you do when I’m gone and you exhaust AA with your dull routine? Suggestion: Shout 'I’m winning!' into some long empty hospital corridor and then laugh at it’s echoed response,it works for me. FHB is trademarked, pal. I got it right after Yetty's cock razor(tm) was registered. What will I do when you leave? Let's find out. No, really, let's find out right now. And, we already know that you define winning by screaming it into an empty corridor, come up with something you haven't already run into the ground. HSW Now, what did I do with all those fuckups? They were just here a minute ago... RE:The doctors silent treatment tatters 03/10/01, 16:43 You slipped on the misplaced Tonka truck that was your story, and fell down the many stairs that made up its replies banging your head, on each and everyone. Then get up, give a nervous laugh and sue me over a bus ride that I clearly paid for? {reference both italicized and quoted} Suggestion: Change your tune. Not everyone’s humming along to your every heartless remix. Whats new pussycat? Tatters 07/23/01, 16:58 Shot down again mmm? You know it’s disappointing to spend hours fishing about in whatever swamp of a thread you end up crashing in, and then finding the black box full of this shit. HaHaHa Black box! Beat that Captain! Congratulations! You have just won `Gayest Post Title of the Year!` FAG. Homosayswhat 07/23/01, 16:58 Not nearly as disappointing as it is for everyone here to read your name in an author field. Gee, wonder what this post is about? Jesus, capital-T-atters. How many of my posts did you have to wait through - 100,200?- before some narrow sliver of opportunity presented itself for you to try and git me? You hopeless fag. That's all you got? A horribly gay title, and even more queer opening sentence (I can see your flappy lips go mmm like a fucking 80-year-old cunt with a high-pressure airhose pointed at it). Worse yet, you appear to be agreeing with me. Which makes me think enough time has passed to where you want to fuck me again. Great. My luck changes every day. Let's do this ONE...MO'..TYYYMMEE!! You suck, Tats. You're gay, lame, stupid, one-dimensional, drab, flabby, lonely, homely, pointless, listless, uninflated, overmasturbated. You're a screaming queen without he voice or royal status. You're a gay homophobic lesbian trapped in a pre-reverse-transvestite's body. You couldn't buy a clue in a Parker Brother's outlet store. See you in another 3 or 4 months, when you get all itchy and hot over me again. Fag. HSW |
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DR. MARCUS DAVID BOWEN!!!! by 07/22/2004, 7:01am PDT  Pardon the pun within by 07/22/2004, 7:27am PDT Re: Pardon the pun within by 07/22/2004, 1:17pm PDT Somebody relink that one thread about Lord of the Rings or whatever NT by 07/22/2004, 12:27pm PDT Re: DR. MARCUS DAVID BOWEN!!!! by 07/23/2004, 4:22am PDT |
