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| Re: More release date craziness by mrs. johnson 08/27/2003, 2:33pm PDT | ||||
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| It doesn't matter anymore. Nothing is certain. Everything is permissible. I'm just glad Half Life 2 is real and I'll be able to play it before I die, probably. I'm sure behind closed doors at Valve there is a small child, who possibly has mental problems, and he is consulted once every two hours about the release date. Then a secret press camera gets the child’s response, which is largely gibberish, cross checks it with all possible languages, translates it into English and leaks it to a strange foreign game site. Then another website asks one of the dudes who is working on the game, and he is oblivious to this because he has spent the past 43 hours trying to figure out a way to break a game he made so he can fix it again. And then Gabe looks walks outside and starts telling people that he is not Mother Theresa. And then Creexul calmly types in another smiley into the internet, and he keeps on doing so until the number of them on the internet is larger than the number of smiles in real life. When this ratio is tipped towards the electrical, the world will never have another day of sunshine ever again and every Oak will wither and die. IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT, JHOH? HUH? YOU SON OF A BITCH.
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More release date craziness by 08/27/2003, 1:59pm PDT  Re: More release date craziness by 08/27/2003, 2:33pm PDT Now, see, THAT was good writing. NT by 08/27/2003, 2:48pm PDT OH YEAH? WELL FUCK. NT by 08/27/2003, 2:58pm PDT Only relative to the stuff that came before. by 08/27/2003, 9:05pm PDT More About Timely Release Dates by 08/29/2003, 12:29pm PDT Re: More About Timely Release Dates by 08/29/2003, 12:49pm PDT Re: More About Timely Release Dates by 08/29/2003, 1:05pm PDT Thanks for making the vagina jokes for me. NT by 08/29/2003, 1:42pm PDT I live to serve. NT by 08/29/2003, 2:08pm PDT |
