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| The Morning News with ES and SB by Senor Barborito 08/21/2003, 12:54pm PDT | ||||
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| Ryvar: http://www.prnewswire.com/cgi-bin/stories.pl?ACCT=SVBIZINK2.story&STORY=/www/story/08-19-2003/0002003023&EDATE=TUE+Aug+19+2003,+06:14+AM
Ryvar: Palestinian P2P company Entropy Stew: I have a feeling somebody is going to suffer a jewout Ryvar: I agree Entropy Stew: jewout = best new word of 2003 Ryvar: IDF ATTACKS PALESTINIAN P2P COMPANY, CITES TERRORISM AGAINST JEW-CONTROLLED MEDIA Entropy Stew: HATH NOT A JEW COPYRIGHTS? Ryvar: A contacted representative of the NAACP said of the matter, "Oh thank God we're not the most discriminated against minority online anymore seeing as black people don't use the Internet." Ryvar: INTELLECTUAL USURY Entropy Stew: HOUSE OF USURY Entropy Stew: PLEASE HELP ME, I SEEM TO HAVE ME FINGER STUCK UP ME BUM Ryvar: Indeed. I like the declaring war on the MPAA, though - I mean, it IS Palestine. Presumably they've got AK-47s Entropy Stew: YEAH Ryvar: So are they going to suicide-bomb the MPAA now? Entropy Stew: Set the anthrax truck to "sprinkle" Ryvar: I can see all these leet pimply hax0r Palestinian teens sitting down at their broken computers, charging their SYN floods at the MPAA website screaming ALLAHU AKHBAR and then exploding in a red pussy mist all over the computer chair Entropy Stew: then some hispandex announcer is all GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL Ryvar: pussey? Something. How do you distinguish between cats, vaginas, and that which has puss all over it? Entropy Stew: context? Ryvar: ACTUALLY COME TO THINK OF IT MOST VAGINAS ARE PRETTY FULL OF PUSS TOO Entropy Stew: CENTIPEDEDEDES Entropy Stew: LIKE THAT VIDEO GAME WITH THE HUGE BALL Ryvar: I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT BUT I'M PRETTY SURE EARTH STATION 5 (Jesus who the hell thought up that name? Do they have a Japanese marketing drone?) HAS WAREZED THAT GAME Entropy Stew: I think they have Ulala as their mascot Ryvar: Ouch. No wonder the Palestinians never win. Ryvar: Most teams' mascots just get beaten up - theirs gets raped repeatedly in the locker room BECAUSE MEN LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH CARTOONS Entropy Stew: she has dynamite strapped to her panties Entropy Stew: *panty shot* BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOm Ryvar: JIHAD CHANNEL 5 Entropy Stew: PONGO PONGO BISQUICK LICKER Ryvar: More uppity nerd companies need to start declaring allout war. Entropy Stew: I DECLARE WAR ON ASHCROFT Entropy Stew: ONO SNIPERS IN THE RESTROOM Entropy Stew: I think someone should make a lemmings clone with Palestinianbs Ryvar: Ras Kabir's warning to the RIAA and the MPAA, "The next revolution in P2P file sharing is upon you. Resistance is futile and we are now in control". Ryvar: They really ought to call it a file-sharing infitada Entropy Stew: a file junta Entropy Stew: the brown camarilla? Ryvar: Yes. Entropy Stew: The Kazaa Rouge? Entropy Stew: need to put up that link in MFN with that title Ryvar: "Unlike Kazaa and other P2P programs who subsequently deny building their P2P program for illegal filesharing, ES5 is the only P2P application and portal to actually join its users in doing P2P." Currently Earthstation 5 has over 15 million active online users at any given moment of the day or night. Earthstation 5 also has a FREE multi-user Voice and Video chat system, FREE Dating system, provides FREE video streaming of first run movies, FREE ten SEX channels, FREE live Sporting events, and will be releasing soon a Voice over IP application providing FREE local and international telephone calls to its users to communicate with each other. Ryvar: I wonder how long these guys have until the missles hit? Entropy Stew: yeah Entropy Stew: COUGH FREE INTERNATIONAL TELEPHONE COUGH Ryvar: haha Ryvar: Porn Candidate Offers Date to Big Donors Ryvar: In what way do they mean 'Big'? Entropy Stew: now Lord High Unelected Ashcroft will declare that p2p helps terrorists and ban the Internet Entropy Stew: on the remains of MAE East will be built the beginning of Moralnet Entropy Stew: "whats your IP? Entropy Stew: "John:3:16" Entropy Stew: you'll type in Jehovah and your monitor will jump onto your head, killing you Ryvar: MY IP IS DEUTERONOMY 19:13 Ryvar: "AND IF A MAN SLEEPS WITH ANOTHER MAN WHAT THEY HAVE DONE IS AN ABOMINATION AND THEY MUST BE STONED AND STONED AND STONED SOME MORE BECAUSE GOD IS SO NOT GAY." Ryvar: (God was pretty closeted back then) Entropy Stew: God came and killed all the other gods because they looked at him funny Entropy Stew: God: FUCKING ROMAN FAGGOTS Ryvar: Yeah no shit. WTF, it's like we worship the Columbine kid of deities. Ryvar: "OH MY FUCKING SELF STOP CALLING ME GAY SHOOTING YOU ALL NOW" Entropy Stew: everybody thought his robes were all unstylish and faggoty Ryvar: I LIKE MY TURBAN TIGHT-FITTING, OK? Entropy Stew: TIGHTY WHITY Ryvar: Are you implying that God is white? Ryvar: Derek Smart would have something to say to you about that Ryvar: He's no Michael Jackson Entropy Stew: Hi there, Regarding your request to join the Quarter to Three forums, can I trouble you to tell me a bit about yourself, such as your name and where you're from, and how you found the forum? We're certainly open to new members, but unfortunately we have to screen them a little bit, just for the time being. Anything you say will, of course, be kept in confidence. Thanks and apologies for the inconvenience, -Tom Entropy Stew: >I'm Derek Sm...just kidding. Ahh! Good one! :) Entropy Stew: this was from when I signed up to qt3 Ryvar: Jesus, I thought we were doing a good job of acting like the Gestapo Ryvar: Clearly we are falling behind the curve Entropy Stew: back to p2p terrerasts: Plastic Naught Entropy Stew: (no clue on german spelling once again) Ryvar: I WOULD HELP YOU BUT I JUST TEND TO MISPELL GERMAN VERY SLIGHTLY IN A FUNNY WAY Ryvar: So I try to say 'go fuck yourself' but end up saying 'I like sucking dogcock' Entropy Stew: ... Entropy Stew: \... Entropy Stew: /;_;\ Ryvar: IT WAS AN ACCIDENT Entropy Stew: back to sucking and my cock: http://www.caltrops.com/pointy.php?action=viewPost&pid=19627 is my best post EVAR Entropy Stew: I was pretty fucked up that day Ryvar: BEEN THERE, DONE THAT Ryvar: I like the hall of mirrors effect, though. It's clear you're trying to establish a deeper contextual meaning about yourself Ryvar: WHAT DOES THIS INNER WAVING STICK FIGURE ICON SAY ABOUT YOUR SUPEREGO? Entropy Stew: FEED ME A KITTEN Ryvar: EXACTLY Ryvar: "YO! WAITER! KITTEN OVER HERE!" Entropy Stew: BOUN DE BAAR Ryvar: You are expressing your internal identification with Alf. Bastard 80s 'star' of screen and stage. Ryvar: MALMACKIANS ATE CATS, REMEMBER? Entropy Stew: HAHHAH. IT IS JUST AS FUNNY NOW AS IT WAS IN THE 80S Ryvar: OMGYES Entropy Stew: CREAMINGPANTS |
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