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| Gossip by Forensic 08/17/2003, 2:54pm PDT | ||||
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| In the ever-popular AIM log format.
My girlfriend Katy works freelance as an electrician for a sound company. She spends a lot of weekends working late at concerts and events. This is her latest story in the ever-popular AIM format. Katy: Yay! the internet works again! Matt: Did they find out what it was? Katy: I didn't ask. I got just the bare details when I got back from work last night, excuse me, this morning- at 5 am!!!! Matt: Harsh. Katy: Man. It was the wedding of the guy who owns the NBA or something, and there were players there attending, and as groomsmen. There was oral sex in the corner of the room, and the police had to come take the groom's mistress away after the fight. Matt: Wow! Matt: That's completely amazing. Katy: The amount of liquor consumed was staggering. Matt: How did you know it was the groom's mistress? Katy: I don't, I heard that part from Alysha, and I'm prettty sure that she had it from the bride's hysterical sobbing. (snip snip) Matt: I have to ask more about this party, though. Matt: Oral sex in the corner, just kind of.... there for no real reason? Katy: Apperantly he was hungry for dessert? Katy: The ceremony was supposed to start at 6, the bride didn't even make it downstairs till 6:30, and her 16 bridesmaids were still upstairs squabbling over lipstick. Matt: I can tell this is going to be a long happy marriage. Katy: Yeah. they apperently delayed leaving for thier honeymoon this morning. I can only imagine what last night was like for them. Katy: During cocktails, one of the groomsman went up to the bar and asked for champaigne, and the waiter told him that it would be served at his table when they were seated, and this guy said no, he wanted it now, please, two bottles. So the waiter smiled, and asked where he wanted it served, and the groomsman told him that no, he just wanted to carry the bottled around to give to his friends. to this the waiter looked at him and said "Sir, this is the Ritz- Carleton Hotel. We serve our champaigne in glasses." Matt: Oi. Matt: How did the fight break out? Katy: Between the bridesmaids and the mistress? Katy: Quickly. Katy: At least she brought a card and a gift for the ,er, happy couple Matt: Haha. Katy: Classy. Matt: Was she invited? Katy: I can't imagine that she was. Katy: Just your typical $500,000 wedding. Katy: Man, pizza and a keg in the backyard, that's all I'm saying. |
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Gossip by 08/17/2003, 2:54pm PDT  This forum is filling up pretty fast with stuff about blowjobs. NT by 08/17/2003, 3:39pm PDT I think that means I won at the Internet NT by 08/17/2003, 3:46pm PDT You're a little off. by 08/17/2003, 7:57pm PDT O, I see. by 08/17/2003, 8:20pm PDT |
