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Re: MARRIED by TAFKAM 08/06/2003, 12:27am PDT
TAFKAM wrote:

Got married on Saturday. I'm at an internet terminal at the hotel in Domenican Republic right now sweating my ass off. Will post pics if anyone's interested when I get back. Gotta go get back into the all-inclusive free heavy-assed rum drinks now.

Peace out, TAFKAM.


Sitting in my apartment, got home late last night. The stewardess fucked up and dumped two scalding cups of coffee in my wife's lap. I'm digitally preserving the damage and the fuckers are going to pay. It's not that bad, just a nasty blister on the top of one thigh but they're not going to get away with it.

In any case, the honeymoon was alright. The apartment is packed up and the movers are coming tomorrow. We're off to Miami Lakes FL on Friday AM for a three year tour. Talk to you when the computers are back up.
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MARRIED by TAFKAM 07/31/2003, 10:42pm PDT NEW
    Congratulations. by Fullofkittens 07/31/2003, 10:50pm PDT NEW
    Can we help you pleasure your new wife? WE ARE INTERNET SEX LORDS. by Verby McNoun 07/31/2003, 10:53pm PDT NEW
    Re: Palestine. OOOOOOOOOOOOO! by The Black Snapper HYPED 07/31/2003, 11:11pm PDT NEW
    Grats by Entropy Stew 08/01/2003, 2:51am PDT NEW
    You're really gay and you know it! See you Tuesday! NT by Mischief Maker 08/01/2003, 1:26pm PDT NEW
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