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| Half Life 2 delayed, Penny Arcade, Final Fantasy whatever. by Fussbett 07/31/2003, 5:52am PDT | ||||
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| Jhoh Cable: Rumors abound. ;-;
Sanitario666: Gabe [Newell of Valve] had not heard of the rumour. Jhoh Cable: The FAKE rumor. Sanitario666: "First I've heard about that" he said. Sanitario666: He's too busy FINISHING THE GAME to pay attention to rumours. Jhoh Cable: Yes. And releasing it on September 30. Jhoh Cable: I'm sure Penny Arcade is too broken up about Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicals being delayed to notice HL2. Jhoh Cable: But if they do notice it they'll be like YEAH WE SAID SO, BLAH WHATEVER!!!!!!!!!!! IMHO I DON'T EVEN CARE Sanitario666: Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles: Is that a game for girls? Jhoh Cable: Yeah I think so. Jhoh Cable: They made a comic about how it's sad that it's delayed. Sanitario666: I'm reading it now. Sanitario666: It's hilarious. Sanitario666: His girl game was delayed. Jhoh Cable: And when I saw it I laughed, because I didn't think there was a single being that would care about that game. Sanitario666: I think it got delayed so that Square could tell more people that it's coming out. Sanitario666: Because so far only Penny Arcade is aware of it. Jhoh Cable: I think Valve like faked a delay so Penny Arcade would be like YEAH WHO CARES!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE WERE SO RIGHT ALL THIS TIME AND EVERYONE WAS WRONG and then game companies would feel more secure and all cocksure. Jhoh Cable: And then reveal it's not even true and then people would be like NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sanitario666: That would make Valve the best at making video games AND at PR. Jhoh Cable: Yes. Jhoh Cable: To make all the doubters who are so jealous that they're going to be fags for inferior cookie cutter games, SUCK IT DOWWWWWWWWWWNUH Sanitario666: Valve's announcements are like a radiator to the face. Jhoh Cable: Punching people out of a third story window. Sanitario666: And they land on the bodies of all the other dead haterz. Sanitario666: And off in the distance you can hear someone crying about Final Fantasy Crystal Cathedral. Jhoh Cable: A big pile of corpses. Jhoh Cable: Over an empty box of Final Fantasy Rainbow Crystal Cave Adventure. Jhoh Cable: Even if HL2 was delayed, we'd still just play some Halo until it came out. Sanitario666: What will Penny Arcade play to hold them over until Final Fantasy Castle Adventure comes out? Sanitario666: Here's a hint: something stupid! Jhoh Cable: Adventure Adventure Super Salaryman. |
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Half Life 2 delayed, Penny Arcade, Final Fantasy whatever. by 07/31/2003, 5:52am PDT  |
