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Re: Holy shit. When is too much enough? by Colonel K 07/25/2003, 3:09pm PDT
Roller Coaster Specs wrote:

Fiberglass and steel coaches with individual lap bars, interlocking seat belts and padded head restraint systems. May not accommodate Guests of Exceptional Size.

XXXtreme Fatties!

I think the vertical drop would fuck with me most. My experience with actual roller coasters begins and ends with a single, shitty adventure; a poorly built tinfoil tinkertoy that closed for sudden repairs the instant I stepped off. Still, they won't top your 120mph Ultracoaster until its successor includes, by design, shoddy construction that's advertised as a key feature.
It would take 1,064 Pepsi cans stacked on top of one another to equal the looming height of the Top Thrill Dragster "strata-coaster."

Pepsi cans: the official hubris unit.
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Holy shit. When is too much enough? by Fullofkittens 07/25/2003, 2:02pm PDT NEW
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