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No-Fly List is (kinda) works by Chillum 09/22/2004, 9:56am PDT
Dangerous potential terrorist associater Yusuf "Peace Train" Islam was almost successfully kept out of the country last night.

Seriously, while communting between HGTV and The History Channel last night, I saw "FLIGHT FROM LONDON TO DC DIVERTED WITH SUSPECTED TERRORIST ON BOARD" on the FOX News crawl.

I actually thought we caught one at first.

Then I wondered if this was the first time that the no-fly list worked (it was the first time I ever heard about it working).

Then I realized we caught Cat Stevens, and this was as close as I was going to get to best thing about the War on Terror:

Old Man Murray wrote:

As much as we'd like to think up some mildly positive spin to this, such as the new possibility that we might get to see Cat Stevens killed on live television, we can't.
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No-Fly List is (kinda) works by Chillum 09/22/2004, 9:56am PDT NEW
    This kind of thing is why we need a missile defense system NT by Entropy Stew 09/23/2004, 12:39am PDT NEW
        To blow up Cat Stevens from the sky and shower the land with his chunks. NT by Creexul :( 09/23/2004, 6:28am PDT NEW
 
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