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| I had this dream... by mrs. johnson 07/17/2003, 6:34pm PDT | ||||
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| At first I thought it would be a good idea to post this in Cabaret Voltron, but it’s mostly reporting. Here’s what happened. I was driving across town somewhere, and the town was completely insane. Lights were flashing all over the place. A car that somehow contained every friend I ever had (a lot more than five), passed me, so I speeded up. A cop pulled up in front of me with the lights flashing and stopped. I stopped behind him. He got out and said “Why did you stop, son?†I said, “Because you had the lights on.†He said, “I was just hurrying to this cemetery.†He pointed to the cemetery near the side of the road that popped up. Then I see a girl walking down the street. The cop disappears into the cemetery. The girl gets into my car. I start kissing her shoulder. She gives me a blow job, and then I start driving across town again.
She keeps trying to tell me how great my car is and how methods of using manual cars, but I see that my car is clearly automatic. I don’t say anything. We get to a bridge and get out of the car. We walk across the bridge and I suddenly notice the girl is replaced by a man. I get confused and suddenly I’m back in the car. I get across town (and across the world apparently) to an island that has a large hill. I beat all my friends there so I start climbing the hill. I get to the top and there is a house that looks like it belongs it ancient Japan. I try to enter it, but a panel slides open and a robe falls out. I take the robe and carry it. The house is empty until I get to a room near the end. It is full of angry looking samurai (male and female). Suddenly, I realize one of my friends is with me. He begins to negotiate with the samurai about something, and they get angry. They grab the robe I’m holding and we start to run away. We make it down the beach to meet the rest of the friends who just go there. The samurai do not follow us that far. I realize that the robe contained some cloth that makes whoever wears it on their head invisible. My friends and I find a box of guns, arm ourselves and go back up the hill. I go to the front door, while the rest go to the back door. As I enter the house again, the robe falls out. I search it and find the invisibility cloth and put it in my pocket. I hear gunshots and see a woman samurai run out of the door. She looks at me. I try to shoot her but my guns are plastic and don’t work. I run away. Back at the beach one person and his girlfriend is left. The guy is putting sand on his ankles and his girlfriend is far away. The rest return. A period of time passes and the hill now has a pool station before the Japanese house. My friends migrate to the pool. I put on the invisibility cloth and start to glide over them, taking massive leaps. It feels great. Suddenly, I realize my friend’s girlfriend used the cloth to make a frilly thing, so it doesn’t work anymore. So I can no longer become invisible. We discuss this and come to the conclusion that to make things have superpowers, we have to rub them onto superheroes that live behind the hill. As this happens, the pool is attacked by movie stars. I recognize a really fat Jackie Chan who doesn’t look like Jackie Chan. We fight them off after a long period and we are now at the beach again. Everyone is gone except me and a friend whose face I can’t see. We are show a vision of the true structure of the hill. Behind it, in a strange space, there live three statues. Inside these astral statues are Monkey things that have ultimate power. Suddenly a refrigerator is there. When I open it, I can see one of the monkey things. It tells me that it will leave for a bit and that I should keep the fridge open. I agree. It leaves and the guy with me closes the fridge. The monkey god returns and says nothing. Everything is filled with a white light. I wake up. the mrs. |
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I had this dream... by 07/17/2003, 6:34pm PDT  |
