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Charbroiled by Sildenafil 07/13/2003, 2:42am PDT
Volley away...wait, News Flash: Game over.

Overwrought? This from the person who is more formu-fucking-laic than Fibonacci's numbers.

(Note the alliteration in your later deconstruction.)



Entropy Stew's Recipe for Di-zzz-aster
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1) Target sentence or pieces there of
2) Attach in quotes (Makes it official)
3) Blow Goat (Moral Support)
4) Out of context, cover in trite sarcasm and puns
5) Nitpick and/or split hairs (Explain how your Documentary on Engrish is different from my Typo Ghestappo)
6) Beat dead horse
7) Rinse, lather and repeat!




Yes, you do the human torch proud with all the flamin', but this Scott Bakula, flashback bullshit is weak sauce, friend. Yes, I understand I gave you limited material what with my Down's Syndrome rhetoric. Fine then make it short and sweet. If your glory is so evident, don't go painstakingly repainting the Mona Lisa.


You hate 'nummy' or 'cat fight'? Fine.
Whooop-dee-shit.
Close the forum and make it invite only or else tolerate the fact there will be jackfucks, that not everyone agrees and there are far more interesting things to be spitting the vitriol on.

You want me to concede victory? Fine.
You r0xx0rs the b0xx0rs.
+1 million Exp.
Gained a level!
Gained a level!
Health: 250%
Ammo: Infinite
Enemy dropped an item. Found one +9 Grimthwacker-doesn't-give-a-fuck, sentient alignment: bitchy/bitchy

Personally I'd rather being slinging the shit at a whole crop of subjects rich for amusment. Working at Electronic Boutique reveals the darker side of gaming. Namely 90% of games are shit and yet I -still- burned (after destroying within 24 hours) them all? Why, because I -coooould-. Or most happily I'd be knee deep in sex and winning one of several lotteries.

This? If you need to vent and wax poetical on me, fine, but there are so many more targets.

And if you really want to eliminate me, show me the door.

This is amusing, but ultimately like dry humping that goes no-where; i.e. pointless.
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Quick, someone tell me if the new SaGa game is any good. by mrs. johnson 06/30/2003, 7:26pm PDT NEW
    Re: Quick, someone tell me if the new SaGa game is any good. by whydirt, caltrops braintrust 06/30/2003, 9:07pm PDT NEW
    rented it, answer inside... by K. Thor Jensen 07/05/2003, 2:25pm PDT NEW
        This review reminds me of every other post-SNES SaGa game review by Damocles 07/06/2003, 11:51pm PDT NEW
            God, I'll say it again, Romancing SaGa 3 for the SNES is so fucking great. by mrs. johnson 07/07/2003, 3:23am PDT NEW
                Thus nummy Rpg fun was found by Sildenafil 07/11/2003, 6:54am PDT NEW
                    Die NT by Entropy Stew 07/11/2003, 3:42pm PDT NEW
                    Did you just say "nummy"? by laudablepuss 07/11/2003, 7:20pm PDT NEW
                        Re: Did you just say "nummy"? by Sildenafil 07/12/2003, 3:53pm PDT NEW
                            Re: Did you just say "nummy"? by Entropy Stew 07/12/2003, 5:58pm PDT NEW
                                Awe by Sildenafil 07/12/2003, 6:45pm PDT NEW
                                    A few guesses by Moab 07/12/2003, 7:07pm PDT NEW
                                        This pretty much sums it up by Sildenafil 07/12/2003, 7:42pm PDT NEW
                                            Re: This pretty much sums it up by Entropy Stew 07/12/2003, 8:43pm PDT NEW
                                                Re: This pretty much sums it up by Sildenafil 07/12/2003, 8:57pm PDT NEW
                                                PS. Weak ass simile NT by Sildenafil 07/12/2003, 9:01pm PDT NEW
                                            Still more yaoi? by Moab 07/12/2003, 11:58pm PDT NEW
                                                Catamite by Sildenafil 07/13/2003, 12:06am PDT NEW
                                        Has yours? I knew the mauve was there for a reason. by Lizard_King 07/12/2003, 8:06pm PDT NEW
                                            Re: Has yours? I knew the mauve was there for a reason. by Moab 07/14/2003, 8:30pm PDT NEW
                                                Re: Has yours? I knew the mauve was there for a reason. by Lizard_King 07/16/2003, 9:53pm PDT NEW
                                    Shock by Entropy Stew 07/12/2003, 9:24pm PDT NEW
                                        Re: Shock by Sildenafil 07/12/2003, 9:47pm PDT NEW
                                            Re: Shock by Entropy Stew 07/13/2003, 1:02am PDT NEW
                                                Charbroiled by Sildenafil 07/13/2003, 2:42am PDT NEW
                                                    Deconstruction of your deconstruction of my summation by Entropy Stew 07/13/2003, 3:10am PDT NEW
                                                        Damn your eloquence! NT by Sildenafil 07/13/2003, 3:20am PDT NEW
                                Re: Did you just say "nummy"? by THE FUTURE 07/13/2003, 6:00pm PDT NEW
                            Using the word "nummy" in an angry flame didn't seem to help. NT by laudablepuss 07/12/2003, 10:00pm PDT NEW
                                Damn it, Nummy wasn't a flame... by Sildenafil 07/12/2003, 10:10pm PDT NEW
                                    Nah indeed by Entropy Stew 07/12/2003, 10:44pm PDT NEW
                                        Point Taken by Sildenafil 07/12/2003, 10:50pm PDT NEW
                                            Oh please by Senor Barborito 07/12/2003, 11:16pm PDT NEW
                                                Actually, no. by Sildenafil 07/12/2003, 11:18pm PDT NEW
                                                    The Weaponsmith, then? by Entropy Stew 07/12/2003, 11:24pm PDT NEW
                                                        Re: The Weaponsmith, then? by Sildenafil 07/12/2003, 11:44pm PDT NEW
                                                            And the weaponsmith? NT by Sildenafil 07/12/2003, 11:45pm PDT NEW
                                                            That whole post was gayer than even I thought by Sildenafil 07/12/2003, 11:53pm PDT NEW
                                                                PROTIP: Blame it on being drunk by Entropy Stew 07/13/2003, 12:09am PDT NEW
                                                                    I really hate to be the one to suggest this by Senor Barborito 07/13/2003, 1:07am PDT NEW
                                                            Yes. But don't let it bother you. by Lizard_King 07/13/2003, 3:17pm PDT NEW
                                                                Oh, and... by Lizard_King 07/13/2003, 3:18pm PDT NEW
                                                                    Can't wait. NT by Sildenafil 07/13/2003, 4:48pm PDT NEW
                                                                    You would say that...ASSHOLE AMERICAN!!!111 NT by Entropy Stew 07/13/2003, 4:56pm PDT NEW
                                                                        BLARGHFURGLECOckSUCKER!!!!#W@$E#R# NT by Identity_Crisis 07/13/2003, 6:32pm PDT NEW
                                                                Re: Yes. But don't let it bother you. by Sildenafil 07/13/2003, 5:00pm PDT NEW
                                                                    I thought those were there to leave a more embarrassing pattern. Oh well. NT by mrs. johnson 07/13/2003, 5:18pm PDT NEW
                                                                    Less Liberace-esque plz. by Gern Blanstein 07/13/2003, 6:34pm PDT NEW
                                                                        Is this some kind of strange reverse psychology? by Lizard_King 07/13/2003, 6:40pm PDT NEW
                                                                            Haw! by Gern Blanstein 07/13/2003, 7:00pm PDT NEW
                                                                                Why so bitter with the goat? Goats and pineapples.... by Lizard_King 07/14/2003, 8:00pm PDT NEW
                                                                        Last I checked... by Sildenafil 07/13/2003, 6:57pm PDT NEW
                                                                            *Someone* didn't bother to read the forums before dropping in.. NT by Chairman Mao 07/14/2003, 1:22pm PDT NEW
                                                                    Re: Yes. But don't let it bother you. by Lizard_King 07/13/2003, 6:36pm PDT NEW
                                                                Re: Yes. But don't let it bother you. by FABIO 07/14/2003, 6:49pm PDT NEW
                                                                    What, you thought I was complaining? NT by Lizard_King 07/14/2003, 8:02pm PDT NEW
                                                            Let me take it from here... by I need clarification 07/14/2003, 1:24am PDT NEW
                                                                Re: Let me take it from here... (Redux, with fixed GIFs - FUCK!!) by I need clarification 07/14/2003, 1:32am PDT NEW
                                                                    Jesus. Until I read the dates, I thought that actually happened by Bill Dungsroman 07/14/2003, 12:38pm PDT NEW
                                                                        Re: Jesus. Until I read the dates, I thought that actually happened by THE FUTURE 07/15/2003, 1:26am PDT NEW
                                                Re: Oh please by FABIO 07/13/2003, 2:03am PDT NEW
                                                    Re: Oh please by laudablepuss 07/13/2003, 4:30am PDT NEW
                                                        Re: Oh please by FABIO 07/13/2003, 7:06pm PDT NEW
                                                        BTW by Bill Dungsroman 07/14/2003, 12:41pm PDT NEW
                                                            Re: BTW by Sildenafil 07/14/2003, 1:32pm PDT NEW
                                                                Bill ALWAYS scores with Viagra(tm)! NT by SBDMT 07/15/2003, 1:28am PDT NEW
 
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