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Pirates of the Carribean - two thumbs and a cock up (one insignificant spoiler) by Senor Barborito 07/11/2003, 10:44pm PDT Aside from the fact that this movie is WAY WAY GAY, it's simply outstanding. I've pointed out that I'm extremely picky about films I actually BUY on DVD, and I'd actually sort of consider this one maybe. Thankfully my crisis of conscience about buying a Disney film is nicely solved by Veronica who will OF COURSE buy a Johnny Depp movie. Great action, nice plot twists - pity the main one is a bit predictable starting about a third of the way in, good CGI, good everything. Bloom's a bit wooden, but more and more I realize he's a method actor for Boy Scouts which REQUIRES you to be wooden. Considering he probably isn't at all wooden in real life, I'm starting to realize maybe it is just as close to 'good' acting as his roles so far will allow. Depp, of course, gets to have fun with his role and he certainly does. As for being gay, this movie could not get gayer if it tried - Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom join an almost entirely male cast stuck on mostly navy boats at sea for months and (spoiler) there's a crossdressing scene. You don't get much gayer short of Caligula or the birdcage (I refuse to capitalize it). Go see it. --SB Jesus what is it with the stuff not sucking lately? Beyond perfect laptop, great movie, and I AM STARTING TO REALLY LIKE STAR WARS GALAXIES GOD PLEASE KILL ME. This is intolerable, absolutely intolerable.

Pirates of the Carribean - two thumbs and a cock up (one insignificant spoiler) by Senor Barborito 07/11/2003, 10:44pm PDT     Major spoilers for those who've seen it here by Senor Barborito 07/12/2003, 12:20am PDT         What I don't understand is by s10 07/12/2003, 6:56am PDT             Yes, that threw me off as well. NT by Senor Barborito 07/12/2003, 11:47am PDT                 Could it be? EUREKA! A PLOT HOLE! CELEBRATE GOOD TIMES, COME ON. NT by mrs. johnson 07/12/2003, 3:18pm PDT                     Exactly. There should be a lot more in a Disney movie. NT by Senor Barborito 07/12/2003, 5:33pm PDT                         Re: Exactly. There should be a lot more in a Disney movie. by s10 07/12/2003, 7:41pm PDT                             Hmm (and yes, this thread is all major spoilers except the first post) by Senor Barborito 07/12/2003, 8:07pm PDT     Someone stage a SWG intervention NT NT by Zebco Fuckface 07/12/2003, 9:57pm PDT