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by Fussbett 06/20/2003, 2:02pm PDT |
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Sanitario666: Have you seen the Harry Potter movie?
MYSTERYPERSON: no
MYSTERYPERSON: I have not read any of the books
Sanitario666: Then my rant will make no sense.
MYSTERYPERSON: a posted rant?
Sanitario666: No. The one in my head after seeing Harry Potter.
Sanitario666: mrs. johnson just dropped a Cran-Grape post!
MYSTERYPERSON: Does he want us to critique it?
Sanitario666: Unsure.
MYSTERYPERSON: he's totally tempting me with his Barcelona story
MYSTERYPERSON: so are you a Harry Potter fanboy?
Sanitario666: No, I only saw the movies tonight. My review is "I don't know what the big deal is. It's written as if it was for children".
MYSTERYPERSON: What about the all-powerful "it's written for children, but I, as an educated adult, can also enjoy it." argument?
MYSTERYPERSON: I don't know, it's all I see anyone reading anymore, and so I'm inclined to think it's creepy and for gays
Sanitario666: It was OK enough to not turn it off. But I'm a little gay.
Sanitario666: There is a horrible "sport" in the movie that was clearly invented by a woman who doesn't enjoy sports.
MYSTERYPERSON: Does it have a crazy name like clubberbungle?
Sanitario666: Quidditch.
MYSTERYPERSON: that's one other thing I know about the books: goofy names
Sanitario666: It still doesn't match the Prisoner TV series' fake sport: Kosho.
MYSTERYPERSON: never heard of it
MYSTERYPERSON: Prisoner?
Sanitario666: Two trampolines, a railing, and a tub of water.
Sanitario666: The Prisoner is a TV series from the 60's.
Sanitario666: British.
MYSTERYPERSON: where do you get trampolines in a prison? that's like a guaranteed escape device
Sanitario666: The Prisoner was imprisoned on an island paradise with no escape.
MYSTERYPERSON: ohhh
Sanitario666: They could have all the trampolines they wanted.
MYSTERYPERSON: like that Simpsons episode?
Sanitario666: Yeah, that's a Prisoner parody.
Sanitario666: You get gassed a lot on the island.
Sanitario666: In Harry Potter's Quidditch, you get 10 points for throwing the ball through the opposing goal hoops.
Sanitario666: Like 5 people per team do this.
Sanitario666: Meanwhile, each team has a "seeker" who tries to catch the "Golden Sneech". If you catch the Sneech it's worth 150 points.
MYSTERYPERSON: SNEECH?
MYSTERYPERSON: Dr. Seuss theft!
Sanitario666: The game goes up to 150 points, so catching the Sneech is an automatic win.
Sanitario666: Why they bother with that 10 point bullshit is beyond me.
Sanitario666: Harry Potter wins every game by catching the Sneech. It's ridiculous.
MYSTERYPERSON: to give the supporting cast something to do while Harry Potter catches the sneech?
[note: the two previous lines appeared simultaneously]
MYSTERYPERSON: ESP!
Sanitario666: Do you have ESP?!
Sanitario666: WHOAA!
MYSTERYPERSON: Do we even need IM anymore?
Sanitario666: According to Ray, yes.
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"you are writing childrens books, you need to be a ruthless killer by FABIO 06/19/2003, 1:47am PDT 
Re: "you are writing childrens books, you need to be a ruthless killer by foogla 06/19/2003, 4:27am PDT
Re: "you are writing childrens books, you need to be a ruthless killer by Moab 06/19/2003, 7:05am PDT
Re: "you are writing childrens books, you need to be a ruthless killer by foogla 06/19/2003, 7:28am PDT
Pop-up/Scratch-'n-Sniff I believe. NT by Moab 06/19/2003, 2:02pm PDT
I think Harry's the one who dies NT by Masked Man 06/19/2003, 12:39pm PDT
We can only hope NT by Choson 06/19/2003, 1:58pm PDT
Re: "you are writing childrens books, you need to be a ruthless killer by FABIO 06/19/2003, 11:46pm PDT
FABIO hates Harry Potter, Caltrops completely unsurprised. NT by A small child 06/20/2003, 2:33am PDT
good one! by FABIO 06/20/2003, 2:40am PDT
FABIO GETS IT, freaks out, nobody cares. NT by A small child. 06/20/2003, 12:41pm PDT
about your point? that you're an idiot? by FABIO 06/20/2003, 1:32pm PDT
OH GOOD ONE FABIO, THAT WAS AN HOUR WELL SPENT. NT by A small child 06/20/2003, 5:07pm PDT
Christ, this idiot sounds like me. Now I hate myself even more. :( NT by I need clarification 06/20/2003, 5:22pm PDT
I want to be INC when I grow up. NT by A small child 06/20/2003, 5:27pm PDT
playing C&C: Generals online? I quite agree NT by FABIO 06/21/2003, 6:33pm PDT
Re: "you are writing childrens books, you need to be a ruthless killer by Choson 06/20/2003, 7:22am PDT
The appeal by FoK 06/20/2003, 12:28pm PDT
An old log (illustrated). by Fussbett 06/20/2003, 2:02pm PDT
Re: An old log (illustrated). by Anonymous! 06/20/2003, 9:32pm PDT
Re: An old log (illustrated). by FABIO 06/21/2003, 3:55am PDT
Responding to the me-troll. by Fullofkittens 06/21/2003, 9:40am PDT
How fortunate for my post: Troy! by Monminimous! 06/21/2003, 4:01pm PDT
TO SAVE BANDWIDTH HOTLINKING IS NOT ALLOWED by Jhoh Creexul 06/21/2003, 4:18pm PDT
They won't let me HOTLINK to their HOT DUDES? by Monminimous! 06/21/2003, 6:09pm PDT
OK, just what is "hotlinking"? by Intarweb Newbie 06/21/2003, 4:18pm PDT
Also known as hardlinking or just 'inlining' by TNC 06/22/2003, 12:13am PDT
And knowing is half the battle. by E. L. Koba 06/22/2003, 12:28am PDT
It's "referer" NT by Technical Niggles & Corrections 06/22/2003, 1:31am PDT
Re: It's "referer" by foogla 06/22/2003, 4:13am PDT
Re: Responding to the me-troll. by Lizard_King 06/22/2003, 10:58pm PDT
Hi Vag NT by Binro Weeble 06/27/2003, 2:42am PDT
Radiohead agrees with you. by Fussbett 06/22/2003, 3:10am PDT
Re: The appeal by Lizard_King 06/22/2003, 11:01pm PDT
Re: The appeal by FoK, too drunk to argue, really. 06/22/2003, 11:12pm PDT
Pfft by TNC 06/22/2003, 11:57pm PDT
I tried. I really did. by Lizard_King 06/23/2003, 3:06am PDT
Re: I tried. I really did. by Senor Barborito 06/23/2003, 3:19am PDT
Re: I tried. I really did. by FoK, slept on bathroom floor. 06/23/2003, 11:59am PDT
Worst reason to do anything. EVER. by Nimnabulous! 06/23/2003, 12:34pm PDT
Sorry to hear you got fired! by Fullofkittens 06/23/2003, 12:43pm PDT
I know who Ruben is, too. Can I have your job? DUMBLEDORE! NT by Nimnabulous! 06/23/2003, 1:00pm PDT
All I know is that if I see ONE more goddamn "news" report on Potter.... by Lizard_King 06/23/2003, 10:03pm PDT
Re: I tried. I really did. by The man who sold the moog 06/23/2003, 8:01pm PDT
Nice gay italics. Good luck with that. NT by Lizard_King 06/23/2003, 10:01pm PDT
Look at my sacks of cash! NT by Dan Brown 06/20/2006, 1:31am PDT
SPOILER! DUMBELDORF DIES! by FABIO 06/30/2003, 4:06am PDT
Nope (real spoiler) by FoK 06/30/2003, 7:26pm PDT
Rowlin was bursting into tears over THAT? by FABIO 07/01/2003, 1:01am PDT
Ruthless killer my ass. NT by Lizard_King 07/01/2003, 10:40pm PDT
hey I was right after all NT by fABIblow 06/13/2006, 5:19am PDT
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