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by Live Studio Audience 06/11/2003, 10:24pm PDT |
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Hurray
"The Many Moods of My Penis: A Collection"
HERE'S A NEW HAIKU I AM WRITING ABOUT MY PENIS. I HOPE YOU LIKE MY POEM.
MY PENIS IS DUMB
IT CANNOT THINK AT ALL, NO
UNEMPLOYABLE
HERE'S ANOTHER, LIKE PART 2 OR SOMETHING:
MY PENIS IS NUMB
IT CANNOT MOVE AT ALL, NO
FLACCID AND USELESS
AND PART 3, I AM LIKE ROLLING ON A ROLL, HERE, YES
PENIS, PENIS, WOW
YOU ARE SO HAPPY TODAY
YOU LIGHT UP MY LIFE
THIS COLLECTION IS CALLED "THE MANY MOOODS OF MY PENIS" BY KPND (C)1994 RATTE'
ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. PLEASE DO NOT COPY MY WORK AND DO BAD THINGS WITH IT. |
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