 |
||
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
|
| Here is a movie that surprised me by not being shitty. by Jhoh Creexul 05/24/2003, 3:13pm PDT | ||||
 |
 |
|||
| http://www.suntimes.com/ebert/ebert_reviews/2002/12/120603.html
I figured it would be some kind of self-important Matrix ripoff that would pretend to be all IMPORTANT. But no. The first five minutes in, it was just instantly funny, when Christian Bale gets in a shootout with some SENSE OFFENDERS who commit the crime of having emotions >:(!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and starts just shooting in random directions while standing in one spot. He's shooting behind his head and across and to the left and shit and he's not even looking. I laughed, I didn't take the movie as seriously, and ended up enjoying it more. Christian Bale even goes all Patrick Bateman on some super cops and blows them all away (while doing slow motion backflips) all over a puppy. This movie gets 4 stars out of 4 just for featuring a scene where a cop kills other cops over a puppy dog (especially since he is not allowed to have it because IT'S THE FUTURE). |
||||
 |
 |
|||
|
Here is a movie that surprised me by not being shitty. by 05/24/2003, 3:13pm PDT  Re: Here is a movie that surprised me by not being shitty. by 05/24/2003, 6:05pm PDT Re: Here is a movie that surprised me by not being shitty. by 05/25/2003, 5:30am PDT Advice for life by 05/24/2003, 8:00pm PDT |
