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Re: please hold on while this charges, Mr Mugger by I need clarification 05/23/2003, 3:30pm PDT
Fussbett wrote:

FABIO wrote:

To prevent accidental discharges, the wearer must arm the jacket before it can deliver a shock. A lock on the sleeve must first be opened with a key, and then the charge is built up by holding down a button inside one of the sleeves.


Upon spotting the rapist reaching for you, proceed to rummage around your purse for the arming key, hold down the sewn in lock until you are able to turn the key a full 90 degrees. Your shock jacket is now armed and should take a minute or two to fully charge.

You would charge it up before walking into a dangerous area like a singles bar or graveyard.


What about gas stations? How long until something goes horribly wrong... or right?

0.5 seconds? Less?
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Shock Jacket by Fussbett 05/22/2003, 7:06pm PDT NEW
    Re: Shock Jacket by laudablepuss 05/22/2003, 7:18pm PDT NEW
    please hold on while this charges, Mr Mugger by FABIO 05/23/2003, 12:39am PDT NEW
        Re: please hold on while this charges, Mr Mugger by Fussbett 05/23/2003, 9:30am PDT NEW
            Re: please hold on while this charges, Mr Mugger by I need clarification 05/23/2003, 3:30pm PDT NEW
                That depends . . . by Senor Barborito 05/23/2003, 4:02pm PDT NEW
                    Gas + electricity = by laudablepuss 05/23/2003, 4:59pm PDT NEW
                        TWO COUNTS AGAINST HUMANITY by arbit 05/23/2003, 6:16pm PDT NEW
                        Re: Gas + electricity = by Zebco Fuckface 05/23/2003, 8:25pm PDT NEW
                            Fumes, dude, by Fumes. 05/23/2003, 9:27pm PDT NEW
                            You guys suck (still) by I need clarification 05/23/2003, 9:39pm PDT NEW
    HOT. by arbit 05/23/2003, 1:58pm PDT NEW
        Nothing a pair of superconducting knickers wouldn't fix NT by Entropy Stew 05/23/2003, 8:11pm PDT NEW
 
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