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| Metal Gear Solid 3 REVIEW (notes) by Jhoh Creexul 05/20/2003, 3:59am PDT | ||||
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| Jhoh Cable (3:50:17 AM): I am thinking I should write a new review.
Jhoh Cable (3:50:19 AM): Since I'M SO GOOD. Sanitario666 (3:50:43 AM): Something current please. Jhoh Cable (3:50:49 AM): .hack? Jhoh Cable (3:51:16 AM): How about Metal Gear Solid 3? Jhoh Cable (3:51:23 AM): The first review ever. Jhoh Cable (3:51:28 AM): Before the game is even released. Jhoh Cable (3:51:44 AM): It will be hyped as the internet's first ever Metal Gear Solid 3 review. Jhoh Cable (3:52:07 AM): And then I'll just make up a bunch of shit. Jhoh Cable (3:52:22 AM): I won't even say what I think of the game because I'll be too busy outlining the entire plot of the game. Jhoh Cable (3:52:31 AM): Where Snake becomes non-coporeal and starts flying through mountains and shit. Jhoh Cable (3:53:24 AM): And he ends up in an alternate mirror universe where security cameras spot you only if you hide from them. Sanitario666 (3:54:12 AM): I think this is shaping up more like a sequel to the preview. Jhoh Cable (3:54:29 AM): And then at the end, Raiden wakes up and says IT WAS ALL A DREAM, and then he tries to wedge his dick out of Rose's ass, which is a very complicated mini game that involves memorizing a very long pattern of button presses. Sanitario666 (3:54:33 AM): CREEXUL GOES HANDS ON WILL THE NEW BUILD OF MGS3!!!! Jhoh Cable (3:54:43 AM): Hroasy! Sanitario666 (3:54:45 AM): WILL = WITH Jhoh Cable (3:54:49 AM): Indeed. :( Jhoh Cable (3:54:54 AM): I should just start writing that I guess. Jhoh Cable (3:55:20 AM): I should put a link to AMH in the review somewhere also. Jhoh Cable (3:55:32 AM): And make it look like it's integral to the completion of Metal Gear Solid 3. These are things I should remember when writing the full review, which I will do probably later tonight. :( |
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Metal Gear Solid 3 REVIEW (notes) by 05/20/2003, 3:59am PDT  the major plot twist should be that there are no plot twists at all in the game NT by 05/20/2003, 4:21am PDT I blame The Sixth Sense and MGS2 for ruining all plot twists in anything forever NT by 05/20/2003, 11:48am PDT Re: Metal Gear Solid 3 REVIEW first draft by 05/20/2003, 4:33am PDT Re: Metal Gear Solid 3 REVIEW second draft by 05/20/2003, 5:15am PDT Re: Metal Gear Solid 3 REVIEW second draft by 05/20/2003, 11:21am PDT |
