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Re: You called it first. A winner is you. by Lizard_King 05/18/2003, 5:43pm PDT
Mischief Maker wrote:


-The audience erupted with general guffaws as Tom Cruise grabs his katana and prepares to fight with honor as... THE LAST SAMURAI!!! Will someone please tell him he's not an action star, long hair or no?


My fellow audience members had a moment of silent horror before the laughter began, almost as a defense mechanism. If "Last Flight of the Osiris" was the preview that almost made seeing "Dreamcatcher" worth going to (almost), then this last samurai shit was almost the preview that undid "the Matrix Reloaded" for good. Funny how these things work out.

Someday I will open a movie theater which will give brief, text, still picture, non-spoiler previews ONLY of movies. Thus avoiding giving away the whole fucking movie for the good ones or destroying my brain with the bad ones...there must be a niche market for this.
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Matrix: Reloaded: Yay NT by SBDMT 05/15/2003, 2:06am PDT NEW
    You called it first. A winner is you. by Mischief Maker 05/15/2003, 4:34am PDT NEW
        Re: You called it first. A winner is you. by FABIO 05/15/2003, 12:18pm PDT NEW
        Re: You called it first. A winner is you. by laudablepuss 05/15/2003, 12:37pm PDT NEW
            Just want to draw attention to a particular line in that review by Bob Violence 05/15/2003, 3:57pm PDT NEW
                Re: Just want to draw attention to a particular line in that review by Jhoh Creexul 05/15/2003, 4:04pm PDT NEW
                    If you need equipment, knowhow, manpower, let me know. NT by foogla 05/15/2003, 4:35pm PDT NEW
                        Shit, a pair of bolt cutter's all you need. NT by Mischief Matrix 05/15/2003, 4:36pm PDT NEW
                Micro Animatrix review by Forensic 05/15/2003, 5:29pm PDT NEW
                    Re: Micro Animatrix review by Jhoh Creexul 05/15/2003, 11:40pm PDT NEW
                        Re: Micro Animatrix review by Forensic 05/19/2003, 1:26pm PDT NEW
                            If you don't get the lemur, it's your fault. Damned pushy Gaijin. NT by some japanime fag 05/19/2003, 1:34pm PDT NEW
                                Re: If you don't get the lemur, it's your fault. Damned pushy Gaijin. by Forensic 05/19/2003, 1:55pm PDT NEW
                                    Re: If you don't get the lemur, it's your fault. Damned pushy Gaijin. by Lizard_King 05/19/2003, 2:43pm PDT NEW
                                    Ahh, Aeon Flux - that would explain it NT by Entropy Stew 05/19/2003, 3:23pm PDT NEW
                                    Re: If you don't get the lemur, it's your fault. Damned pushy Gaijin. by Jhoh Creexul 05/25/2003, 5:34am PDT NEW
                    Re: Micro Animatrix review by Bitter 05/17/2003, 6:46pm PDT NEW
                        Re: Micro Animatrix review by Jhoh Creexul 05/18/2003, 6:43pm PDT NEW
                            Re: Micro Animatrix review by FABIO 05/18/2003, 11:58pm PDT NEW
                    Re: Micro Animatrix review by FOF 05/25/2003, 1:27pm PDT NEW
        Re: You called it first. A winner is you. by Lizard_King 05/18/2003, 5:43pm PDT NEW
            There was a preview for the Legally Blond sequel at mine by Entropy Stew 05/18/2003, 11:22pm PDT NEW
                upciming sequels that never should have been considered by FABIO 05/19/2003, 12:02am PDT NEW
                    more coming sequels that never should have been considered by FOF 05/19/2003, 1:13am PDT NEW
                        jeepers creepers 2? oh jesus by FABIO 05/19/2003, 2:20am PDT NEW
                Shit. I'd blocked that out, I think. Thanks a lot for reminding me. by Lizard_King 05/19/2003, 1:37pm PDT NEW
    Matrix Thread: Resurrected by Fullofkittens 05/24/2003, 10:38pm PDT NEW
        Re: Matrix Thread: Resurrected by Entropy Stew 05/24/2003, 11:02pm PDT NEW
            Re: Matrix Thread: Resurrected by random musings 05/24/2003, 11:44pm PDT NEW
                Re: Matrix Thread: Resurrected by Entropy Stew 05/25/2003, 1:52am PDT NEW
            Re: Matrix Thread: Resurrected by Fullofkittens 05/24/2003, 11:52pm PDT NEW
        Consistent in your inconsistency! by I need clarification 05/24/2003, 11:09pm PDT NEW
            Re: Consistent in your inconsistency! by FoK 05/25/2003, 12:04am PDT NEW
                Re: Consistent in your inconsistency! by I need clarification 05/25/2003, 4:00am PDT NEW
                    Re: Consistent in your inconsistency! by FoK 05/25/2003, 10:25am PDT NEW
                        Re: Consistent in your inconsistency! by I need clarification 05/25/2003, 12:31pm PDT NEW
        I also liked it better than the first by Senor Barborito 05/25/2003, 6:10am PDT NEW
            I believe I have properly identified this SB. by Jhoh Creexul 05/25/2003, 6:48am PDT NEW
                And you're my retarded step-brother! HUGGLES!! ^_-;; NT by Senor Barborito 05/25/2003, 7:01am PDT NEW
            Re: I also liked it better than the first by FoK 05/25/2003, 10:33am PDT NEW
                Re: I also liked it better than the first by wannabe psych student 05/25/2003, 10:38am PDT NEW
                    Re: I also liked it better than the first by Jhoh Creexul 05/25/2003, 4:41pm PDT NEW
 
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