Lufteufel wrote:

laudablepuss wrote:

Mischief Shai-hulud wrote:

You know it's good when even the headline's sarcastic.

6,400 pounds

WHAT THE FUCK?! I can't even believe that. It's . . . insane. Fuck Hummer and fuck any fucking faggot who bought one. They deserve to die. People, that is TWICE what a Ford F-350 weighs!

I'm seriously considered adding more exclamation marks, more bolding, and maybe increasing the size of the font. I'm completely flabbergasted.

It's like the Pleistocene extinction all over again, watching these thirsty giants stagger around the sweltering macadam wastes of America. The damn things are too big for most parking spaces, so the owners usually end up having to hike in from RV country. At least the fat fuckers are finally getting a little exercise.