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Re: Notes on Ray! by Ray of Light 09/08/2004, 8:50pm PDT
Zseni wrote:

It's not so much that your complaints fall on deaf ears as that they resonate with previous complaints to generate a feeling of embarassed disgust at ever having listened to you at all, for any reason.
That your behavior merits my (defensible, resonating) attentions SHOULD be embarrassing. The disgust you feel is cognitive dissonance: you wish to deny some truth about yourself, then hear it from a trusted source and cannot.


I mean, on an almost daily basis you are shouldering the heavy burden of telling Caltrops' happiest posters
Where do you get this stuff? I understand why the "Caltrops' happiest posters" title lay unclaimed, but why on earth did you grab it? Is "Caltrops' Sexiest Poster" still available?

JINGLE!

Caltrops' Happiest Posters.
Caltrops' Happiest Posters.
Zseni and INC.
We're Caltrops' Happiest Posters.

what a dreadful job they are doing at entertaining you, and I have to tell you, Ray, you've picked an extremely difficult market and I respect that.
All progress depends on the unreasonable man, ya know. Maybe it would be easier for me to lower my expectations, as you suggest, and smile every time INC turns a trick but, unlike you, I refuse to give up on him so quickly.

But to be constantly knocking at my door, or INC's, when you haven't assed yourself in the last 3 years to take BDR aside and suggest his attachment to the forums might be unhealthy or slapped Pieter for wasting everyone's time (in your own uniquely patronizing and self-important way) casts a long black shadow over your judgment.

Cute. I'm going to answer the question you meant to ask, "what do BDR and Pieter have that INC and Zseni do not?"

What they "have" is the absence of a gross need for ... something, a need that's consuming them whole and manifesting itself in a thousand harmful ways, including an unfocused belligerence that stains their every written thought.

Oh, and that long black shadow is cast by something else entirely.

My advice to you is to get a new posting schtick.
Honesty, insight, detachment, humility. These are my schticks for LIVING, baby, and I abandon them for nobody. You and INC would profit from my "All-natural" approach to posting and living.

Ray!
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Veronica fucked Umberto by I need clarification 09/07/2004, 9:13pm PDT NEW
    Re: Veronica fucked Umberto by Creexul :( 09/07/2004, 9:14pm PDT NEW
    The last casualty of that war you won was the quality of your posts NT by Ray of Light 09/07/2004, 10:55pm PDT NEW
        Said the Pot to the Kettle NT by Black 09/08/2004, 6:26am PDT NEW
            Your anonymous boosters are hurting, too, INC. For their sake, improve. NT by Ray of Light 09/08/2004, 9:26am PDT NEW
                You first, A-HA HA HA HA! by I need clarification 09/08/2004, 11:44am PDT NEW
                    Re: You first, A-HA HA HA HA! by Ray of Light 09/08/2004, 4:03pm PDT NEW
                        Notes on Ray! by Zseni 09/08/2004, 5:52pm PDT NEW
                            Re: Notes on Ray! by laudablepuss 09/08/2004, 6:35pm PDT NEW
                                Re: Notes on Ray! by Bill Dungsroman 09/08/2004, 6:52pm PDT NEW
                                    BDR: Is he Creskin, or is he Geller? NT by Zseni 09/08/2004, 6:54pm PDT NEW
                                        He prefers "Nostra-dumbass," as I recall. NT by I need clarification 09/08/2004, 9:35pm PDT NEW
                                            Plasma TV, I 82, videotaping yourself fucking, gay marriages. by Bill Dungsroman 09/09/2004, 1:32am PDT NEW
                                                whoa, videotape? by Shredder 09/09/2004, 1:33am PDT NEW
                                                    In summary by Caltrops Lore 09/09/2004, 2:04am PDT NEW
                                                        Re: In summary by I need clarification 09/09/2004, 11:35am PDT NEW
                                    Re: Notes on Ray! by Mysterio 09/08/2004, 7:37pm PDT NEW
                                        Hello, that was me. NT by laudablepuss 09/08/2004, 7:39pm PDT NEW
                                    Re: Notes on Ray! by I need clarification 09/08/2004, 8:02pm PDT NEW
                            Re: Notes on Ray! by Ray of Light 09/08/2004, 8:50pm PDT NEW
                                Wow. Your quick decline continues. (I add your hidden thoughts to your text) by I need clarification 09/08/2004, 9:12pm PDT NEW
                                Re: Notes on Ray! by Zseni 09/08/2004, 10:16pm PDT NEW
                                    Re: Notes on Ray! by Creexul :( 09/08/2004, 11:14pm PDT NEW
                                    Re: Notes on Ray! by Ray of Light 09/09/2004, 12:08am PDT NEW
                                        Re: Notes on Ray! by Zseni 09/09/2004, 2:20am PDT NEW
                                            Re: Notes on Ray! by Caltrops Lore 09/09/2004, 10:22am PDT NEW
                                                That was me NT by Ray of Light 09/09/2004, 10:36am PDT NEW
                                                    I for one am wondering why you haven't just called her "fat," yet. by I need clarification 09/09/2004, 11:38am PDT NEW
                                                Re: Notes on Ray! by Zseni 09/09/2004, 9:30pm PDT NEW
                                                    Re: Notes on Ray! by Score Keeper 09/09/2004, 10:12pm PDT NEW
                                                        Re: Notes on Ray! by Ray of Light 09/09/2004, 10:30pm PDT NEW
                                                            Re: Notes on Ray! by Pointless Verbal Pugilism fans 09/09/2004, 10:39pm PDT NEW
                                                                That wasn't me and sorry but no I can't NT by Ray of Light 09/09/2004, 10:58pm PDT NEW
                                                    Zseni: dumb like a butterfly and fat like a bee. NT by Pieter 09/11/2004, 12:29am PDT NEW
                        Re: You first, A-HA HA HA HA! by I need clarification 09/08/2004, 6:18pm PDT NEW
                            Re: You first, A-HA HA HA HA! by Ray of Light 09/08/2004, 8:53pm PDT NEW
                                How do you type so eloquently through steepled fingers? NT by I need clarification 09/08/2004, 9:02pm PDT NEW
                                    Conjuring images of me is the least important of the many tasks facing you NT by Ray of Light 09/08/2004, 9:06pm PDT NEW
                                        ...my dear Moriarty by I need clarification 09/08/2004, 9:34pm PDT NEW
                                            You forgot to tell him his post was awful, simply awful. by Bill Dungsroman 09/09/2004, 1:31am PDT NEW
                                                Speaking of manly men (like you and Ray!) by I need clarification 09/09/2004, 11:59am PDT NEW
                                                    You finally try jerky, Zseni finally tries drinking. by Bill Dungsroman 09/09/2004, 3:42pm PDT NEW
                                                        Hurtle faster down the path of broken relationships, binge drinking, and by Bill Dungsroman 09/09/2004, 3:47pm PDT NEW
                                                            The fake Bill trolls the real Bill by I need clarification 09/09/2004, 5:13pm PDT NEW
                                                                Re: The fake Bill trolls the real Bill by Bill Dungsroman 09/09/2004, 5:14pm PDT NEW
                                                                ES's blog post with "TROLL" instead of "BLOG", oh and some deleted G's. by Worm 09/09/2004, 8:35pm PDT NEW
                                                                    BLOG NT by Entropy Stew 09/09/2004, 9:57pm PDT NEW
                            Re: You first, A-HA HA HA HA! by Pieter 09/09/2004, 2:49am PDT NEW
            What was that you said about black people? NT by Omerossa 09/08/2004, 1:12pm PDT NEW
    Re: Veronica fucked Umberto by Pieter 09/08/2004, 1:03am PDT NEW
        ^ best Pieter post ever ^ NT by Kthor 09/08/2004, 3:39pm PDT NEW
        Thanks, G-Money $ by I need clarification 09/08/2004, 6:21pm PDT NEW
            BEDROCK. WE HAVE HIT THE FUCKING BEDROCK OF FUNNY NT by Entropy Stew 09/08/2004, 8:43pm PDT NEW
                Maybe he's doing some Taoist you must know unfunny to know funny thing. by Worm 09/08/2004, 8:46pm PDT NEW
            Here's to INC, and all the pieces of him they couldn't find. by Bill Dungsroman 09/09/2004, 1:40am PDT NEW
    Re: Veronica fucked Umberto by laudablepuss 09/08/2004, 9:23am PDT NEW
    An Evening with INC by Chillum 09/08/2004, 10:26am PDT NEW
        Re: An Evening with INC by Bill Dungsroman 09/08/2004, 10:51am PDT NEW
            BDR, trolled AGAIN by I need clarification 09/08/2004, 11:43am PDT NEW
                You need to check the Use By dates on your put-downs. by Bill Dungsroman 09/08/2004, 1:18pm PDT NEW
                    Your football article is boring. I assume. NT by I need clarification 09/08/2004, 1:27pm PDT NEW
                        I think you and Creexul should write an AIM log about it. by Equifax 09/08/2004, 3:36pm PDT NEW
                            Re: I think you and Creexul should write an AIM log about it. by I need clarification 09/08/2004, 5:12pm PDT NEW
                                Re: I think you and Creexul should write an AIM log about it. by Equifax 09/08/2004, 5:30pm PDT NEW
                                    Re: I think you and Creexul should write an AIM log about it. by Creexul :( 09/08/2004, 6:50pm PDT NEW
                                        Zseni, INC, Creexul: sko 3-piece Voltron of Awful NT by Bill Dungsroman 09/08/2004, 6:58pm PDT NEW
                                            Is this the sequel to the Caltrops 3 stooges? NT by Creexul :( 09/08/2004, 7:04pm PDT NEW
                                            It takes three of them to do half the job you do, huh? NT by Edward Gibbons 09/08/2004, 7:05pm PDT NEW
                                                PANS HO NT by Bill Dungsroman 09/09/2004, 1:29am PDT NEW
                                            LOOK OUT! by Genesis capsule 09/08/2004, 8:19pm PDT NEW
                                        This is funny because you think I'm Zseni. by Equifax 09/08/2004, 7:12pm PDT NEW
                                            Has this queer faux-blame game ever been funny? by Worm 09/08/2004, 7:16pm PDT NEW
                                                That's because nobody new has anything to say or the BALLS to say it by Jay Schilling 09/08/2004, 7:24pm PDT NEW
                                                You don't need to stick around for it, you know. NT by Equifax 09/08/2004, 7:25pm PDT NEW
                                                    Re: You don't need to stick around for it, you know. by Worm 09/08/2004, 7:37pm PDT NEW
                                                        Re: You don't need to stick around for it, you know. by Equifax 09/08/2004, 7:59pm PDT NEW
                                                            Re: You don't need to stick around for it, you know. by I need clarification 09/08/2004, 8:03pm PDT NEW
                                                                Re: You don't need to stick around for it, you know. by Jay Schilling 09/08/2004, 8:31pm PDT NEW
                                                                    Re: You don't need to stick around for it, you know. by Creexul :( 09/08/2004, 11:31pm PDT NEW
                                                                        Re: You don't need to stick around for it, you know. by Zseni 09/08/2004, 11:43pm PDT NEW
                                                                            Re: You don't need to stick around for it, you know. by Creexul :( 09/09/2004, 1:25am PDT NEW
                                                                                Remember Creexul: even if the blowjob is terrible, complaining is bad form. by Bill Dungsroman 09/09/2004, 1:39am PDT NEW
                                                                    Actually, a thought occurs.. by Chairman Mao 09/09/2004, 12:54pm PDT NEW
                                                                        Why is everyone trying to sound like William F. Buckley all of a sudden? by I need clarification 09/09/2004, 2:01pm PDT NEW
                                                                            That's merely in relative comparison to your pathetic scrawls. by Bill Dungsroman 09/09/2004, 5:17pm PDT NEW
                                                                                Re: That's merely in relative comparison to your pathetic scrawls. by I need clarification 09/09/2004, 8:33pm PDT NEW
                                                                                    Yeah, go find old posts of mine, SO TROLLED. NT by Bill Dungsroman 09/09/2004, 11:53pm PDT NEW
                                                                                        That was yesterday, Paranoia-man. NT by Bill Dungsroman 09/10/2004, 11:37am PDT NEW
                                                                                            INC trolled AGAIN. NT by Bill Dungsroman 09/10/2004, 11:57am PDT NEW
                                                                                                By me, for the record. NT by Bill Dungsroman 09/10/2004, 12:31pm PDT NEW
                                                                            Tell me the kitten story again NT by I don't need clarification 09/09/2004, 6:11pm PDT NEW
                                                            Re: You don't need to stick around for it, you know. by Worm 09/08/2004, 8:47pm PDT NEW
                        A similar trend exists with your posts and the rest of the internet. by Bill Dungsroman 09/08/2004, 6:19pm PDT NEW
                Re: BDR, trolled AGAIN by Pieter 09/09/2004, 2:45am PDT NEW
                Like when the fake Bill trolled me, and I didn't even respond to him. by Bill Dungsroman 09/09/2004, 5:19pm PDT NEW
                    I guess I'm not supposed to point out it's the opposite that is happening. :( NT by I need clarification 09/09/2004, 9:20pm PDT NEW
                        A fake Bill responded to me? Yes, that happened. NT by Bill Dungsroman 09/09/2004, 11:54pm PDT NEW
        I never type in the wrong window. Who do you think I am? You? by I need clarification 09/08/2004, 11:47am PDT NEW
            More like that. by Creexul :( 09/08/2004, 1:20pm PDT NEW
                Let me fix one letter. :( by Creexul :( 09/08/2004, 1:21pm PDT NEW
                    Re: Let me fix one letter. :( by corax 09/08/2004, 5:11pm PDT NEW
    Took a wrong turn. by conflictNo 09/09/2004, 10:56pm PDT NEW
        Welcome by Ray of Light 09/09/2004, 11:06pm PDT NEW
            Re: Welcome by Zseni-chan PAI 09/10/2004, 10:56am PDT NEW
                Re: Welcome by Ray of Light 09/10/2004, 1:26pm PDT NEW
                    Yeah that and the mutual admiration, fan mail. NT by Zseni-chan PAI 09/10/2004, 1:39pm PDT NEW
                    Re: Welcome by Dr. Math 09/11/2004, 3:37pm PDT NEW
            Re: Welcome by Bill Dungsroman 09/10/2004, 11:36am PDT NEW
                That was me :( NT by I need clarification 09/10/2004, 11:38am PDT NEW
                    ATOR WHORE! NT by hahahahahahahaha 09/10/2004, 11:51am PDT NEW
                    Like I said in NFL: sad. NT by Bill Dungsroman 09/10/2004, 11:58am PDT NEW
                        I meant NFL2K5 NT by Bill Dungsroman 09/10/2004, 12:29pm PDT NEW
                            Still sad, though. NT by Bill Dungsroman 09/10/2004, 12:30pm PDT NEW
                                You, I meant. I'm not sad. NT by Bill Dungsroman 09/10/2004, 12:30pm PDT NEW
                                    Those last 3 were INC, obviously in the throes of pathetic unfunny failure. NT by Bill Dungsroman 09/10/2004, 2:17pm PDT NEW
                                        I just wanted everyone to know. NT by Bill Dungsroman 09/10/2004, 2:26pm PDT NEW
                                            Bill Dungsroman NT by Bill Dungsroman 09/10/2004, 9:45pm PDT NEW
                            NICE TITLE NOT WORKING JAGOFF YOU ***LOSE*** >:-( NT by Auto Creexul 09/10/2004, 3:02pm PDT NEW
                                What? NT by Inevitable laudablepuss 09/10/2004, 3:47pm PDT NEW
 
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