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by FoK 04/28/2003, 11:04pm PDT |
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Entropy Stew wrote:
FoK wrote:
Entropy Stew wrote:
FoK wrote:
Women.
And you fags.
-FoK
Huh? Are you one of those whisky fagbiggots?
-/ES/-
I love whiskey, but my wife bitches about how it makes my breath smell like my alcoholic grandfather's.
Rum is a good compromise - Appleton Estate being the best economy brand I've found. I point out the tequila thing because it seems like the only two kinds of shots girls will do are tequila or that licorice-tasting garbage (and Hot Damn, of course, for the sorority girls). Tequila is the hard liquor for people that like lite beer.
FoK
P.S. What the hell is Laphroaig? I think that everything is equally bad on its way back up, due to my unfortunate vomit routing... it always skips my mouth and goes right through my nose. The rest of the evening is spent snorting water in a vain attempt to stop the horrible nasal vomit burns.
Drinking is awesome.
P.S. Side note - my boss brought me a bottle of rum from the Czech Republic as a present (nice internship!) - the weird thing about it (besides the fact that's it's 55% alcohol) is that it tastes like the unholy lovechild of Bacardi Silver and Jose Cuervo. But stronger. Odd.
I LERV rum and coke (usually Captain Morgan, since it's everywhere). Whisky, I am unfamiliar with, aside from scotch...which hates me. I react violently to even small amounts - I'm really glad I don't remember 99.8% of the yakking induced by my forgetting this fact on New Year's Eve.
-/ES/-
Laphroaig is the worst possible thing you can ever throw up, due to aftertaste. Probably because it is the worst possible thing you can drink, due to taste
The natural progression is from rum-and-coke to jack-and-coke to jack over ice to other whiskeys over ice. Captain is tasty but a little on the sweet and smooth side, without much oomph. If I don't feel a little twinge, how do I know whether the drink is strong enough?
The one rum I have some hostility against (besides the obviously-too-cheap-to-be-safe brands like Crapiche and Heaven Hill) is Bacardi - fuck that shit. It tastes like crap and yet it's the only non-Captain rum most corner liquor stores carry. My personal standby is Castillo (spice), which is definitely bad for your liver but is very tasty for the $13.00/half-gallon price tag. Appleton is a lot better but costs twice as much. |
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Tequila by Cyrris 04/27/2003, 1:01am PDT 
Jose Cuervo by Binro the Heretic 04/27/2003, 9:23pm PDT 
Those womens' teeth are too long and sharp NT by CHOMP 04/27/2003, 9:26pm PDT 
The razor-fanged whores haunt my dreams NT by Binro the Heretic 04/27/2003, 9:29pm PDT 
You know who drinks tequila? by FoK 04/28/2003, 12:57am PDT 
I put a little umbrella in my shot glass by Entropy Stew 04/28/2003, 1:52am PDT 
Rum, mostly. by FoK 04/28/2003, 2:14am PDT 
your wife is a pussy by veronica 04/28/2003, 10:23am PDT 
Alright, you can be my new wife. Sorry, Barb. by FoK 04/28/2003, 8:18pm PDT 
you'll have to fight SB for me by veronica 04/28/2003, 9:02pm PDT 
Wow. by FoK 04/28/2003, 9:32pm PDT 
Re: Wow. by veronica 04/28/2003, 9:51pm PDT 
What? by Senor Barborito 04/28/2003, 9:57pm PDT 
Re: Wow. by FoK 04/28/2003, 10:37pm PDT 
Heh by Senor Barborito 04/28/2003, 11:06pm PDT 
Re: Heh by Chairman Mao 04/28/2003, 11:22pm PDT 
Alcohol: its all good by Cyrris 04/29/2003, 7:59am PDT 
Re: Alcohol: its all good by Cyrris 04/29/2003, 8:02am PDT 
Re: Rum, mostly. by Entropy Stew 04/28/2003, 9:54pm PDT 
Re: Rum, mostly. by FoK 04/28/2003, 11:04pm PDT 
Meyers Dark is mine of choice for the Rum & Coke by E. L. Koba 04/28/2003, 11:10pm PDT 
Re: Meyers Dark is mine of choice for the Rum & Coke by Moab 04/28/2003, 11:27pm PDT 
I don't get vodka by Entropy Stew 04/28/2003, 11:48pm PDT 
It doesn't smell. by FoK 04/28/2003, 11:55pm PDT 
Re: It doesn't smell. by FABIO 04/29/2003, 11:16am PDT 
Re: I don't get vodka by Chairman Mao 04/29/2003, 12:03am PDT 
Re: I don't get vodka by Moab 04/29/2003, 1:30am PDT 
Re: I don't get vodka by Simpsons Reference Matrix 04/29/2003, 1:39pm PDT 
Jeesus fuck, ATORed again. NT by Chairman Mao 04/29/2003, 2:56pm PDT 
REVENGE! NT by Entropy Stew 04/29/2003, 3:07pm PDT 
Re: Meyers Dark is mine of choice for the Rum & Coke by Chairman Mao 04/29/2003, 12:01am PDT 
That was what I immediately thought of NT by Entropy Stew 04/29/2003, 12:08am PDT 
Re: Rum, mostly. by niche 04/29/2003, 12:51pm PDT 
On Laphroig by Chillum 04/29/2003, 11:38am PDT 
It was a 10 year, only by Entropy Stew 04/29/2003, 12:19pm PDT 
Re: It was a 10 year, only by Mysterio 05/05/2003, 4:14am PDT 
Re: It was a 10 year, only by UglyShirt 05/05/2003, 4:17am PDT 
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