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Re: I thought this was the part where I decided that you were a fag. by Entropy Stew 04/11/2003, 6:57pm PDT
Jack Dandy wrote:

It's people like you that make everything wrong in the world right.


I, for one, am both Shocked and Awed by your Hannibalesqe left hook over the Alps of conflictNo-not-being-a-complete-fucking-faggot. The stark "wrong is now right" contrast mapped out in relief the depths of your loathing in a Cartesian kalidescope of dour blues - a veritable Marianas Trench of roiling disgust. At least, it might have, had your laser-guided bon mot been equipped with a payload other than a single deflated whoopee cushion - I don't recall Carthage's army having clown shoes as standard equipment.

You're witty insults, such as 'fag' or the ever so popular "fuk u faget manm lolz rofloflmao!!1" just dazzle my senses and bring a smile to my face; a smile inspired not by the pure comical genius of you're obviously well thought out and planned 'fag insult' but from the blatant hypocrisy of it all. Thank you for this man, thank you so much; you made my day worth living.


Fag.

This is Jack Dandy saluting the universal insult: fag.




I'd like to thank all the people in the world that are of below average intelligence for this term and it's wide and no less than relentless usage.


You mean the stupid queers? Do forget to wipe off the AIDS after you shake hands with them.

Fag fo' life man, fag fo' life.


Sho nuff.

-/ES/-
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Languages that you wish you spoke so you could tell someone to fuck themselves. by Jack Dandy 04/10/2003, 4:18pm PDT NEW
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    pa rooskie! Vasha mat! NT by FABIO 04/10/2003, 6:49pm PDT NEW
    Fag NT by Entropy Stew 04/10/2003, 7:52pm PDT NEW
        Isn't that your native language? NT by ydrt 04/10/2003, 11:37pm PDT NEW
            Environment or heredity? NT by Entropy Stew 04/11/2003, 5:40pm PDT NEW
    Va te faire foutre. by cochonparfait 04/10/2003, 9:30pm PDT NEW
    Oye Chingate Cabron NT by Fagtacular 04/10/2003, 10:53pm PDT NEW
        Vaffanculo NT by Cynical 04/10/2003, 11:12pm PDT NEW
    I thought this was the part where I decided that you were a fag. by conflictNo 04/11/2003, 2:07am PDT NEW
        There comes a time in each man's life by Ray, of Light 04/11/2003, 2:38am PDT NEW
        Re: I thought this was the part where I decided that you were a fag. by Jack Dandy 04/11/2003, 11:14am PDT NEW
            ..-. .- --. NT by niche 04/11/2003, 11:28am PDT NEW
            Attn: Noobs. Welcome to OMM's horrible spoon-scraped bastard child. by Chairman Mao 04/11/2003, 12:53pm PDT NEW
                Re: Attn: Noobs. Welcome to OMM's horrible spoon-scraped bastard child. by Fullofkittens 04/11/2003, 2:17pm PDT NEW
                    Re: Attn: Noobs. Welcome to OMM's horrible spoon-scraped bastard child. by Chairman Mao 04/11/2003, 2:22pm PDT NEW
            Re: I thought this was the part where I decided that you were a fag. by Cynical 04/11/2003, 1:00pm PDT NEW
                Re: I thought this was the part where I decided that you were a fag. by FOF 04/11/2003, 3:09pm PDT NEW
                    FÃ¥g. by Mister Horrible 04/11/2003, 3:44pm PDT NEW
                        Maudit Criss de FIF! NT by Kmax 04/11/2003, 4:27pm PDT NEW
                Re: I thought this was the part where I decided that you were a fag. by Jack Dandy 04/13/2003, 1:18pm PDT NEW
                Re: I thought this was the part where I decided that you were a fag. by Jack Dandy 04/13/2003, 1:27pm PDT NEW
            Re: I thought this was the part where I decided that you were a fag. by Entropy Stew 04/11/2003, 6:57pm PDT NEW
                Re: I thought this was the part where I decided that you were a fag. by Jack Dandy 04/13/2003, 1:17pm PDT NEW
                    One, two, three, four posts by a newb in an hour.... uh-oh... by I need clarification 04/13/2003, 2:22pm PDT NEW
                    Fag by Entropy Stew 04/13/2003, 9:05pm PDT NEW
            You're: the new Your? by conflictNo 04/12/2003, 2:08am PDT NEW
                Re: You're: the new Your? by Jack Dandy 04/13/2003, 1:21pm PDT NEW
 
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