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| Well I snapped my ankle at my blue collar job (damage report, country music) by Zseni 09/02/2004, 7:26pm PDT | ||||
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| The boss put on an ice pack and told me I could sob.
The doctor slapped a cast on and asked me if I sewed (not making that up) I told him to fix my fucking foot because the pain fucking blowed. The x-ray technician asked me if I were preggers (three times); I can't think of any word with which "preggers" might rhyme. But worker's comp is picking up the dime for everything! Believe me, I got every possible bit of medical bling. The cast is from Japan; my physical therapist from Taiwan... I'd rather have my ankle work than have a gift for song. Actually it's just a ligament something something but I can't fucking walk on that foot. I can't roller skate for a while, but I get a month of not-actual-work at actual-work pay at my union-ass job, and everyone has to be nice to me. I swear to god, getting hurt on the job at a union shop is like skinning your knee when you're four. The whole planet is exhorbitantly solicitous. The sups all over the building came over to tease me back to health and offer to get drinks, and I'd spent the previous part of the shift calling them all infant rapists and cocksuckers (to their faces.) I'm sorry, but it was totally fucking swee to get hurt on the job and now I know why everyone is doing it. Anyone want to recommend some fun drinks to go with my prescription for ibuprofen? The pills are as big as my thumbnail. |
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Well I snapped my ankle at my blue collar job (damage report, country music) by 09/02/2004, 7:26pm PDT  I worked a union job once. by 09/02/2004, 8:46pm PDT Re: I worked a union job once. by 09/02/2004, 10:32pm PDT I don't know what to think about unions, really. by 09/04/2004, 1:51pm PDT Unions! (long!) by 09/05/2004, 10:32am PDT Re: Unions! (long!) by 09/05/2004, 12:44pm PDT ANECDOTAL WAR by 09/05/2004, 2:00pm PDT A+ for the mouse-overs NT by 09/05/2004, 3:22pm PDT SLOBS VS SNOBS! by 09/05/2004, 6:27pm PDT Re: SLOBS VS SNOBS! by 09/06/2004, 11:38am PDT Re: SLOBS VS SNOBS! by 09/06/2004, 12:34pm PDT I got a 'load of whites' for ya NT by 09/06/2004, 1:05pm PDT AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY by 09/06/2004, 7:44pm PDT I'm replying now. by 09/08/2004, 10:20pm PDT Re: I worked a union job once. by 09/04/2004, 5:59pm PDT Re: I worked a union job once. by 09/04/2004, 6:35pm PDT =( NT by 09/04/2004, 6:49pm PDT Wow this guy was so upset he added my own reply for me? by 09/06/2004, 6:40pm PDT That was the last straw! by 09/06/2004, 8:14pm PDT Shut the fuck up, worm. NT by 09/06/2004, 10:51pm PDT This is a fake, please ban them. NT by 09/06/2004, 11:32pm PDT Because that's something that happens here. NT by 09/07/2004, 12:26am PDT Don't blame me, I'm not the fag. NT by 09/07/2004, 9:36am PDT OR THE VAG! NT by 09/07/2004, 10:12am PDT Horrible! Stop writing immediately. NT by 09/07/2004, 12:02pm PDT Follow up. by 09/07/2004, 7:16pm PDT Solipsist ---------> NT by 09/07/2004, 11:30pm PDT I don't even know what that means. What? Oh yeah. And I don't care. NT by 09/07/2004, 11:59pm PDT Creexul, master of internet, unable to locate by 09/08/2004, 7:50am PDT Dictionary.com just called you stupid, Creex. NT by 09/08/2004, 11:49am PDT Oh, If only Caltrops cred was money. NT by 09/08/2004, 12:20pm PDT Yes, we're all here to make money. I suggest you stop a few posts ago. NT by 09/08/2004, 2:45pm PDT No, some of us seem to be here to suck each other off. NT by 09/08/2004, 3:32pm PDT Dude, you just got totally smoked by Clippy here. NT by 09/08/2004, 8:35am PDT Vampire ---------> NT by 09/07/2004, 3:17pm PDT Awesome news about Vag! by 09/02/2004, 9:27pm PDT zenisie's secret identity: fred durst. NT by 09/06/2004, 10:03pm PDT |
