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| CREEXUL CHAPTER 11 by Jhoh Creexul 04/01/2003, 1:51pm PST | ||||
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| There's this big giant government command center with the 500 TV screens on one wall all surrounding a giant fucking main screen and all these people are like "magnify by 2000% and apply full image enhancing," and there's all these generals and commanders and captains and other high ranking officials and military leaders, and "top brass" and the "big cheeses" and there's a big serious noble tone in the room and it's silent and brooding.
Then Josh and I come in and suddenly start screaming "THE GENERAL'S DAUGHTER" at 140 decibles in everyone's eardrums, then jump away from the Pentagon as it explodes in a giant fucking fireball. We jump away from it into a puddle of water. But the explosion is so strong that it rips both of our legs off. And arms. And beats us over the head with them. Then we look back, holding our torsos up with our stumps, and look at the burning government building. Then it explodes even larger, and it peels the skin off of our doubtlessly fat faces, as we keep screaming "THE GENERAL'S DAUGHTER" even though all the tissue in our throats have been disintegrated by that point. The end. PS: this was from the original Creexul fanfic posted to Mr. Cranky's board, like 2 years ago or some shit. That's where I came up with the word "Creexul." It doesn't mean anything, just in case you did not know. O_O |
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CREEXUL CHAPTER 11 by 04/01/2003, 1:51pm PST  All time classic -nt- NT by 04/01/2003, 11:00pm PST Which game are you reviewing here? NT by 04/02/2003, 4:03pm PST |
