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'Enigmatic' Wall Street wiz on insider-trading charges...claims to be a time-traveler from the year 2256
In a bid for leniency, Carlssin has reportedly offered to divulge "historical facts" such as the whereabouts of Osama Bin Laden and a cure for AIDS. Do we fuck in the streets before or after America celebrates its first Guy Fawkes day? |
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