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by Entropy Stew 03/25/2003, 4:15pm PST |
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Not really surprising when you take into account his breakthrough work in the burgeoning genre of Tactical Pants Theft Simulation. Though often confused with the more action-oriented Panty Raid, PTS differs in several key areas, with the most important being the theft modelling system. You may think you've mastered it once you're able to "pants rape" the odd man in khakis in three seconds flat, but you couldn't be more wrong. There's really nothing that compares to the adrenaline high you experience as you lead a chinorun against a well-defended pair of carpenter's pants. The multi-faceted attack that's necessary to bring down a pair of carps resembles a game of three-dimensional Go in complexity, but played in real time. Sure, there are things you can do to protect yourself, but my god, all those pockets...
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Learning the grappling hook techniques early is your best bet |
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