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Barborito's Journal of References #8a - I am a pointy-headed clown by Diotallevi 03/19/2003, 8:07pm PST
Senor Barborito wrote:

I'm expressly NOT asking you that as an admin, btw.
Oh for Christ's sake, you pouty feeb, I don't give a fuck what you're "asking me that as." Should you ever go on the fritz and decide to ban me, I would find that to be more funny than you could possibly imagine.

Senor Barborito wrote:

However, as another poster on this forum, I am requesting it. If necessary, I'll move the joural to an off-caltrops page and simply post every time I update.
Bla, bla, bla. Move it then.

I am making fun of you. The reason that I am making fun of you is that you are an inherently ridiculous person, and so it is easy, even for me (known throughout the world as not being particularly funny) to amuse myself (and hopefully others) by tossing a Baby Ruth in your swimming pool (ask somebody to explain the reference).

If you started posting "Barborito's diary" entries on these forums, how long do you think it would take before somebody posted:

Barborito's diary wrote:

Sucked 10 cocks today, a new personal best! I'd never sucked a Mexican cock before. It was SPICY!!!


You and your "Journal" of worldview-reinforcing factoids are a humongous fucking target, particularly because of the hoity-toity pranciness you get into about being SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO open-minded. I particularly like how you strip away any mitigating context that might be a problem. Very like a seeker of truth.

Senor Barborito wrote:

One thing I will ask of you is whether or not you would be agreeable with one of the admins (either ES or Barborito-as-admin) changing a single letter of your post title (say, to make it read Bardorito's) to escape parsing problems in the future.
No. Absolutely not. That would be fascist.

Senor Barborito wrote:

I wouldn't have even minded terribly if not for your synopsis being an opinion ('internet conspiracy losers') and not a condensed version of the contents of the link (not to mention too long), nor if you had followed the proper formatting for the journal.
Yeah, OK. I don't know if you remember this or not, but you're actually the one who gave me that link. Once, long ago (don't start, INC), I said something to the effect that the US gov't may have done some shady things, but they'd never even consider killing US citizens for propaganda purposes. You said, basically, "Nuh-uh! NORTHWOODS!" and linked. But apparently you hadn't READ the material there. You probably just googled Northwoods, and then assumed the text said what you ALREADY "KNEW" it said. But it didn't say that, and I pointed it out.

Then, a few weeks later, you cited Northwoods again at me as "proof" of the same falsehood.

So, I thought you might benefit from having your Northwoods entry phrased in such a way as to offset your demonstrated tendency to cite it as evidence of something that it's actually not evidence of. This is the price I pay for trying to help you... [sob]

Senor Barborito wrote:

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Hopefully by leaving these blank, forcing you to fill them in, I've gotten you to actually read the damn thing for the first time. Yay me!
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Barborito's Journal Of References #8 - Operation Northwoods by Diotallevi 03/18/2003, 8:52pm PST NEW
    Please don't call your posts 'Barborito's Journal' in the future, thanks by Senor Barborito 03/18/2003, 9:27pm PST NEW
        I still don't see how this is a problem by Entropy Stew 03/18/2003, 9:59pm PST NEW
            Re: I still don't see how this is a problem by SENOR MOTHERFUCKING BARBORITO 03/18/2003, 10:23pm PST NEW
                Excellent, more respec^H^H^H^H rules. by Fussbett 03/19/2003, 3:28am PST NEW
                    Do you see the part where I'm just saying this as a poster, not admin? U = LOSE by SB 03/19/2003, 3:35am PST NEW
                        Yeah, duh by I need clarification 03/19/2003, 4:03am PST NEW
                    Re: Excellent, more respec^H^H^H^H rules. by up with pod people 03/19/2003, 3:41am PST NEW
                        GODDAMNIT by Senor Barborito 03/19/2003, 3:54am PST NEW
                            EXCEPT FOR YOU TO OCCASIONALLY REMEMBER THEM WHEN SHE GIVES THEM -nt- by Bill Dungsroman 03/19/2003, 11:51am PST NEW
        Barborito's Journal of References #8a - I am a pointy-headed clown by Diotallevi 03/19/2003, 8:07pm PST NEW
    Re: Barborito's Journal Of References #8 - Operation Northwoods by Zebco Fuckface 03/19/2003, 5:27am PST NEW
    Queer backpedling/asskissing. by Motherhead 03/19/2003, 6:33am PST NEW
 
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