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I AM VERY FUCKING RELIEVED by Mischief Maker 03/13/2003, 1:17pm PST
I need clarification wrote:

That congressman couldn't give two fucks about the French one way or the other. The fact of the matter is one of his constituents got it in his head that Freedom Fries were some sort of witty political commentary, and he saw an opportunity to score some points. Short of marrying his own sister, the fastest way to show his voting base that he is "one of them" is to emulate one of their inane jokes. I'm sure this stunt was preceded by his stopping the diner that first sported Freedom Fries and saying "Haw haw haw! That's a great idea! I'm gonna take that back to Capitol Hill with me!"

Now he gets some airtime out of the stunt, and some hick diner owner gets to tell the same boring story over and over about the time the congressman ate at his restaurant and used his joke back in Washington.


Phew! I guess everyone in the federal government isn't really retarded and insane, it's just everything they do and everything they say and everything they vote on is stupid and insane! WHAT A BIG FUCKING RELIEF TO KNOW THAT!!!
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You must be *this* mature to run for office. (another US-Iraq post) by Cyrris 03/12/2003, 12:20am PST NEW
    why not patriot toast? by FABIO 03/12/2003, 12:28am PST NEW
        Somebody coded a RAND(); function into the presidential puppet NT by SB 03/12/2003, 1:18am PST NEW
    MeFi has a literal treasure trove of jokes about this by Senor Barborito 03/12/2003, 12:31am PST NEW
        FUNNIES by Some fag 03/12/2003, 1:25am PST NEW
        literal eh? by Do you know what literal means? 03/12/2003, 9:50pm PST NEW
            I'm sorry, I will never use a common English phrasing again, dumbass NT NT by Literalist Faggot 03/12/2003, 9:56pm PST NEW
    The French by FoK 03/12/2003, 12:34am PST NEW
        My typically Creexuly complaint: by Jhoh Creexul 03/12/2003, 1:37am PST NEW
        Re: The French by Steve Lollerson 03/12/2003, 8:09am PST NEW
            please for the love of god learn some engrish (nt) NT by foogla 03/12/2003, 8:37am PST NEW
            Hatred of Bush - explained! by Fullofkittens 03/12/2003, 9:02am PST NEW
                Re: Hatred of Bush - explained! by Steve Lollerson 03/12/2003, 3:40pm PST NEW
                    Re: Hatred of Bush - explained! by Fussbett 03/12/2003, 3:51pm PST NEW
                    Something happened on Sept 11, 2000? by veronica 03/12/2003, 11:52pm PST NEW
                        Wow, a typo. Great contribution, cupcake. (nt) NT by Steve Lollerson 03/13/2003, 3:06pm PST NEW
                            Better than you can do, obviously. (nt) NT by veronica 03/13/2003, 9:27pm PST NEW
                                Wow, Sugarplum! You're a real firebrand arent you. (nt) NT by Steve Lollerson 03/14/2003, 8:50pm PST NEW
                                    Yup. (nt) NT by veronica 03/14/2003, 11:43pm PST NEW
            Asshole American lives. -nt- NT by Chairman Mao 03/12/2003, 10:04am PST NEW
            Hey, Rush Jr. by I need clarification 03/12/2003, 6:06pm PST NEW
                Dude, you just got totally trolled by Mischief Shai-hulud 03/12/2003, 8:04pm PST NEW
                Re: Hey, Rush Jr. by Steven Lollerson 03/12/2003, 8:33pm PST NEW
                    Since you've calmed down a bit, here's some answers by Senor Barborito 03/12/2003, 9:21pm PST NEW
                        Jamming your smug know-it-all tone up your ass. by Steve Lollerson 03/13/2003, 3:03pm PST NEW
                            I think being destroyed in a nuclear blast would help clear your head. by conflictNo 03/13/2003, 3:35pm PST NEW
                                Re: I think being destroyed in a nuclear blast would help clear your head. by E. L. Koba 03/13/2003, 10:29pm PST NEW
                                    Re: I think being destroyed in a nuclear blast would help clear your head. by Zseni 03/13/2003, 10:46pm PST NEW
                                        Re: I think being destroyed in a nuclear blast would help clear your head. by E. L. Koba 03/13/2003, 10:59pm PST NEW
                                            Arial Sharon, sko Badass? by Zseni 03/14/2003, 2:46am PST NEW
                                                While we're on the topic by Senor Barborito 03/14/2003, 5:43am PST NEW
                            hodad? hi! (nt) NT by foogla 03/13/2003, 3:41pm PST NEW
                                HI FOOGLA HIHI by America (pussy liberal "blue" half) 03/14/2003, 2:14am PST NEW
    This Throbbing Freedom Cock of stupid has raped my cortex and left me for dead by Entropy Stew 03/12/2003, 2:24am PST NEW
        Re: This Throbbing Freedom Cock of stupid has raped my cortex and left me for dead by Jhoh Creexul 03/12/2003, 5:12am PST NEW
        1984 had Victory Gin, Victory Cigarettes, Victory Mansions -NT- NT by Senor Barborito 03/12/2003, 6:01am PST NEW
    In other news, India is almost as bad by Senor Barborito 03/12/2003, 4:10am PST NEW
    Or this Insane by Mischief Maker 03/12/2003, 12:01pm PST NEW
        That letter is a lie, btw by Senor Barborito 03/12/2003, 8:26pm PST NEW
            Yes yes yes, but WHO THE FUCK set up that meeting? (NT) NT by MM 03/12/2003, 8:34pm PST NEW
    The French respond by Bob Violence 03/12/2003, 4:44pm PST NEW
        Re: The French respond by Ice Cream Jonsey 03/12/2003, 5:10pm PST NEW
            Re: The French respond by Cyrris 03/12/2003, 7:30pm PST NEW
        *slam* by Cyrris 03/12/2003, 7:55pm PST NEW
    Let's call it for what it is by I need clarification 03/12/2003, 6:16pm PST NEW
        I AM VERY FUCKING RELIEVED by Mischief Maker 03/13/2003, 1:17pm PST NEW
            You could read it that way... by I need clarification 03/13/2003, 1:30pm PST NEW
                Saving Throw vs. Troll: Succeeded! by MM 03/13/2003, 1:59pm PST NEW
            Re: I AM VERY FUCKING RELIEVED by Damocles 03/14/2003, 4:23am PST NEW
    Fuck, this is inane...pardon my freedom (N/T) by Alternate789 03/14/2003, 4:13pm PST NEW
 
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