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by Jhoh Creexul 03/12/2003, 10:05am PST

Not to spoil this for you, but who cares because the movie was actually pretty dumb. Maybe it was okay until this one scene but no.

Anyway some dude who's on death row is going to go to the electric chair. He's apparently some nice guy who is a fragile type. I don't think they mentioned what he did (maybe he sawed a 6 year old girl's head off and kicked it through the window of her parents' home for all we know). He has a pet mouse or rat or something that makes him like endearing, and mousy in a way. Very innocent seeming. So he's like a nice guy you can identify with, even though he's on death row. Pretty sure it was for murder, because there's some family that insists on seeing him die, front row center.

So apparently some guard or something doesn't like him (or his mouse for that matter) because I think the mousy dude ratted on the guard for whatever not-very-nice stuff the guard was caught doing and decides that to get back at him for whatever, he doesn't wet the sponge the mousy dude is supposed to wear on his head when he's in the electric chair. They point out that the sponge is supposed to be wet, and on his head, or else there will be a conductivity problem. The guard dude puts it on dry.

The parents of whoever he killed are in the front row to see him fry, too. With relish, because they don't like him for being a murderer. Which WOULD be a good thing, since murder is usually frowned upon in most countries (excluding Hollywood apparently). Except this mousy dude murderer is really a nice and innocent guy who's very kind and gentle and caring. Everyone likes him really except this guard, who is evil. But generally the prison population is going to be sorry to see the mousy dude go to the electric chair and blast his last meal straight out of his ass the second they throw the switch.

Anyway, they throw the switch, and the guy is just screaming and the lights dim and the bulbs explode and shit, and the witnesses are all screaming and freaking out, and the mouse dude is screaming and screaming and screaming, and the mouse comes in and watches him scream, and the mouse starts screaming, and the dude keeps screaming while the witnesses are freaking out, and then the mousy dude's head catches fire and starts spraying flame while he keeps screaming and screaming and his face explodes and splatters eyeballs and sinew and blood all over the family of whoever he murdered (I think an eyeball flies into the mother's mouth and she swallows it, in a sort of comic relief shot, except for when she pukes green slime all over the dad), and he's still screaming and screaming while his head is on fire, and then the mouse comes up and the mouse touches him and catches fire and screams and explodes and splatters on the family too, while he's still screaming the whole time, while shards of glass fire out from the broken exploding light bulbs all over the place and embed in people's faces and scalps and then huge sprays of sparks fly out and burn people's clothing and then lightning bolts shoot out and zap people directly in the eyeballs. A few hours later the dude finally stops screaming, but he's still alive so they have to fry him again, and this time he just explodes like he's made out of pie (ala Rambo or Hamburger Hill, or even the Rambo parody from UHF) and it splatters all over the family (ala the sheets in Trainspotting). Oh yeah and he's still screaming. So after about three hours of this (there might be an intermission in between the parts where he screams and where he screams some more), they scoop him up into a bucket and dump him out in the garbage. Then Tom Hanks collects his paycheck for this movie and leaves.

Stupid fucking movie.