Caltrops - Icewind Dale - Re: m,uthafucking shit ass reviewer bill dungsroman

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by m,usar Bill Dungsroman 03/07/2003, 11:22am PST

fucking damn good GUY wrote:

the review on Icewind Dale was utter bull shit and i have never read or seen more crap. You seem to give off a negative view of the game and half of what u said was crappage.
the so called cheap-assed tactics simply prove you cant play the gamre good enough to win sufficiently. Learn how to play games probly and their only for fun you stupid fuck wit. its a BLODDY GAME!! so what if you dont like it....(well by that i mean u cant actually play well enough)

I play them just fine, Pee-Wee. I was killing trolls in the Great Undergroung Empire when you were searching your didies for magic brown treasure. I win sufficiently all the time, and I always play games probably. SO THERE!!1!!!1

fucking damn good GUY wrote:

Your review didnt capture any aspect of the game

Right, I left out every aspect of character generation, the setting, time frame, plot, major characters, an explanation of the town most of the game takes place in, what to expect from the dungeons, the spells, combat, and the end boss. WOOPSIE ON ME

fucking damn good GUY wrote:

and i have seen less bull shit come out of my ass hole. You said the level Kulda fucking har.. well i think you should learn to write a Re fucking view.
Icewind Dale introduces several breakthroughs in that genre and you piss weak little fagget cant even make good enough characters to beat baby goblins. You knock the character generation but think about it... you wouldnt get far in the game without characters......

Yeah, next time maybe I should us them. Care to explain to me what those breakthroughs were?

fucking damn good GUY wrote:

AND WHAT KIND OF A FUCKING NAME IS BILL DUNGSROMAN?!?

The kind that slobbering dent-heads like you will never understand. YOU MUST BE THIS TALL TO RIDE THIS RIDE, savvy?

fucking damn good GUY wrote:

you fat ass hole.

Said the tubby little faggot who's fingers are so pudgy he can't hit the "m" key without hitting the comma key with it. THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS DIET DORITOS, CHAUNCEY

fucking damn good GUY wrote:

its the best game ever

Which is why it won so many awards. Ooh, "Best Music" TWICE, and "Most Surprising" (in a tie with Nox), and my favorite, "Best Bargain." The accolades flow like a Rocky Mountain river in Springtime, homely.

fucking damn good GUY wrote:

and just coz u cant get past tetris or pac man, dont go and knock games thta are just too complex for ure little pee brain.

Indeed, its nuances and sublime subtext are reserved for those of refined sophistication and maturity. Like, evidently, you.

fucking damn good GUY wrote:

you said "Sometimes entering a certain area "triggers" monsters to appear out of thin fucking air to surround your party" well maybe if u used ure skill thta ure fucking meant to to detect the trap maybe it wouldnt happen so often you dip shit.

Those triggers aren't traps. UHOH SOMEONE DIDN'T REALLY PLAY THE GAME, and is probably Mischief Maker. You cannot detect them, and I just placed my party back aways and sent in one character with Boots of Speed to trigger it. Like you next to a hot naked woman, it wasn't hard, just weak and annoying.

fucking damn good GUY wrote:

everything u have complained about can be easily fixed by one simple thing.. LEARN HOW TO PLAY COS URE REVIEW TEAM CANT PLAY AND IF YOU COULD THEN MAYBE U WOUOLD REALISE HOW GOOD THESE GAMES REALLY ARE

Don't blame me, blame the editor. He always fucks up my reviews.

BDR