Caltrops - Peter Molyneux's The Movies - Re: Daredevil (spoilerz)

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by Fussbett 03/02/2003, 7:01pm PST

Bill Dungsroman wrote:

However, the Kingpin is boring as Hell. He's big. So fucking what? Where's his gadgets, his costume, his origin? I know he doesn't have any of these, that's my point. He's a fat crimelord. That may have flown alright back in Marvel's Golden Age, but after Scorsese and The Sopranos, who gives a shit? Maybe they should have pulled some of the special effects they did with the Hobbits in reverse to make him look HUMONGOUS. I'd rather watch Willem Dafoe chew scenery in his Power Rangers Green Goblin outfit than Micheal Clark Duncan woodenly try to be evil (only George Forman is friendlier than this dude, he just can't do it).

Agreed. As a kid I loved how the Kingpin was the fattest man on the planet, but would then strip down to his jockey shorts and fight the Punisher one-on-one, using his ~~Go training~~ martial arts skillz. WOW, I would say. In Daredevil it looked like that was GOING to happen, but the Kingpin was more weightlifter big, not fat big, and the fight was short lived. Saying you'd prefer a longer fight scene is horrendously stupid, so I'll just move on.

Bill Dungsroman wrote:

Also, he has to sleep in his iso tank in order to drown out the noise. The power of Jennifer Garner's pussy notwithstanding, how did he manage to sleep at her place?

It's not so much the power of her pussy, it's that after fucking Jennifer Gardner twelve times, you get REALLY exhausted.