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[


   //Source quotes:


   //google groups, google groups, google groups, google groups, google groups





   randomize();


   insertEuropeanGrammaticalMistakes = true;


   defaultHelpMessage = rnd();





   helpMessageList = [


      "Once ou realize how it works, and the settings you need, it works like a charm."


      "Its more for advanced users."


      "look in google.com for an edonkey forum, subscribe and Y will find a lot of answers for the edonkey options."


      "although its unlikely if edonkey is downloading at what it perceives at max 


      capacity ie what u set it too then it will stop askin more people"


      "just press the green button once, should do rest by itself"


      "Read the forums at the edonky site!  This will tell you all you need to know."


      "Did you even read what was posted? ID stands for Identification on most planets... Why did you bother?"


      "check that your ID number (by clicking on tje '?' button) is a high number. If it is <100000, 


      you your firewall is the reason of your bad downloads.."


   ]





   testimonialList = [


      "I get 2-3 films down a day from it on average."


      "I can usually get a "new" movie overnight using emule(edonkey client), older TV eps like the season 1 


      of "24" may take a few days but then the sources for these files are limited."


      "4 Files on ED2k trickling at around 5-10KB/s are now averaging 30-40KB/s on E-mule."


      "im getting 70k with my cable modem, maybe your isp is having difficlties at the moment?"


   ]


]





start()


[


   //Basic algorithm:


   //


   //1.  Print a reply that says "I've never had a problem with eDonkey, check out how well it works for me!"


   //2.  Print an attempt at a helpful answer, i.e. "Check and make sure you have a high ID."


   //3.  Print one or more insults, "You need to learn more about computers first, then try eDonkey."


    print(testimonialList[rnd()]);


    print(helpMessageList[rnd()]);


    print(insult[rnd()]);


    print(insult[rnd()]);


]