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by Carrot Bag 02/06/2003, 7:34pm PST

Zseni wrote:

Bodybag wrote:

Zseni wrote:

Bodybag wrote:

Zseni wrote:

Dear Jesus, preserve me from Ann Taylor.

Yeah, I wouln't bother accepting Christ as your savior just on the grounds of getting a free makeover. Besides, even he can only do so much for an orc.

Me = sko Joanie Laurer of Caltrops?

Nah, Chyna would only take like a sixer to look femenine, its that freaky ass voice I could't get my dick near.

I'd say you're more of that lumpy girl everyone knew from highscool who would always tell you she could benchpress more than you and totally kick your ass, when in fact she had spent the entire night in rehearsal of asking you if, you know, you were going to Sadie Hawkins with anyone already.

Also: Carrot Top is a GENIUS!

Doesn't that make you the sad-sack pale D&D faggot who always trailed after the lumpy girl so you could mock her incompetently in front of everyone else, but later once we'd both wandered away all the cool guys plotted to wedgie you in gym class? Whoa I'd better look out or you'll start hitting me with spitballs in the middle of French class!

Dotting my i's with hearts as you dream of Marlboro Country,
Zseni

Well, sorta.

Replace D&D with BattleTech, French with Spanish and you've got me to a T. Only I went to a magnet school, so there were only dorks and bigger dorks; apparenly the cool people couldn't swing the entrance exam. No football team, so I had to settle for the Chess Team and orchestra. So yeah, I really had to hear it from the guys in Jazz Band and SGA. At least until college, where I was actually the shoulder the lumpy girl cried on.

But if it makes you feel better, my junior of HS year I drove a '79 trans-Am(BOSS!) and I had a mullet.