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The Best Movie of 1930 by Brody Wilder 03/14/2026, 8:46pm PDT
WINNER: Animal Crackers

An adaptation of the Marx Brothers' second narrative stage show, even better than the first. They got the audio issues all figured out and I managed to find a great restoration at my local second-hand store. Oh shit, I just realized, it's 2026! As of January 1, movies from 1930 are now in the public domain. I'll just put a magnet link in the title then.
"One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I’ll never know. But that is entirely irrelevant to what I was talking about. We took some pictures of the native girls, but they weren’t developed. But we’re going back again in a couple of weeks."



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Best Western: The Big Trail
Rugged man's man director Raoul Walsh (he had an eyepatch!) tried to kickstart the epic western genre 20 years before it was practically feasible with this legendary failure. Filmed on location and in pioneering 70mm widescreen, this bloated oater told the story of a wagon train traversing the perilous Oregon Trail of Apple II fame. Shot in five languages at once with different international casts, the budget necessitated a worldwide hit. Unfortunately, the script just wasn't there, and the acting was somewhere else entirely (notwithstanding a credible performance from 23-year-old first-time leading man Marion Morrison, under his assigned stage name "John Wayne"). Flopped disastrously, relegating the western - and Wayne - to cheap children's entertainment for the remainder of the Great Depression. Worth watching for a scene in which they dramatically lower their wagons and livestock down a cliff on ropes without the aid of miniatures or special effects of any kind, one of many such Fitzcarraldean feats in the film.
Wikipedia wrote:

Walsh employed 93 actors and used as many as 725 natives from five different Indian tribes. He also obtained 185 wagons, 1,800 cows, 1,400 horses, 500 buffalos and 700 chickens, pigs and dogs for the production of the film.

Please, Sir, I Want Some War: All Quiet on the Western Front
Like all creative works from the interwar period, All Quiet was stridently anti-war, viewing the One to End All of Those as a futile and stupid endeavor, a crime perpetrated by greedy old men against their own children. The prevailing attitude was one of isolationism and disarmament - why spend money on battleships for dick measuring contests with foreign moustache men that could be better spent at home, building a ladder out of poverty for millions disenfranchised by the one-two punch of economic and environmental collapse (forget the market crash, the dust bowl alone was cataclysmic). The fact it's called the interwar period should tell you where this seemingly sensible strategy ultimately led. Anyway, I don't know if Paul Verhoeven read the novel before he made Starship Troopers, but he definitely watched this movie.

Giant Women's Faces: Ladies of Leisure
Director Frank Capra's first of five films with leading lady (and, for my money, inventor of acting for sound) Barbara Stanwyck. It's been said that the essential pleasure of cinema is sitting silently in a dark room, staring at a girl who doesn't know you're there. Babs' trailblazingly naturalistic performance here makes that voyeuristic thrill all the more bonerrific. Otherwise a fairly typical - though beautifully shot - example of the pre-code women's picture, about a prostitute with a heart of gold who falls in love with a handsome rich guy who couldn't act his way out of a paper bag. Try not to cum.

Faggot Shit: Morocco
Director Joseph von Sternberg's (born Jonas Sternberg to lower class Jewish parents, the von was an affectation) second collaboration with the Steven Seagal of melodrama, Teutonic beauty Marlene Dietrich. (Their first was Der blaue Engel, which wasn't as good, and even in its English form contains long stretches of untranslated German.) Easily the best picture of the year by any objective metric of filmmaking, it's got themes and motifs and cinematography and all that jazz. I just thought Animal Crackers was funnier. It's worth watching for a lot of reasons, but I put it here in the queer cinema category because Marlene wears a tuxedo and kisses another lady - a stunning display of bisexual akido. It's okay to cum for this one.
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        Best thread in ages NT by Gaige Grosskreutz 03/15/2026, 1:05pm PDT NEW
    Do you have a job/family NT by Mysterio 03/15/2026, 3:16am PDT NEW
        God forbid. NT by Brody Wilder 03/15/2026, 8:56am PDT NEW
            Is this Tom Chick? NT by mysterio 2 03/17/2026, 11:37pm PDT NEW
                He might honestly be the last person to read and post here. NT by Kenji Carter 03/18/2026, 8:05am PDT NEW
    The Best Movie of 1931 by Brody Wilder 03/15/2026, 3:53pm PDT NEW
        Holy cow, Caltrops is back! by Mischief Maker 03/15/2026, 4:46pm PDT NEW
            Are your motivss pure, Maker of MischIEF? NT by Tomorrow People 03/16/2026, 9:39pm PDT NEW
        Re: The Best Movie of 1931 by E. L. Koba 03/19/2026, 5:15pm PDT NEW
            Set your expectations for "early talkie" and you should have a good time. by Brody Wilder 03/19/2026, 6:25pm PDT NEW
                Dubbing is actually pretty crucial, when you think about it. by Brody Wilder 03/19/2026, 7:21pm PDT NEW
    The Best Movie of 1932 by Brody Wilder 03/16/2026, 6:15pm PDT NEW
        Keep 'em coming! NT by MM 03/16/2026, 6:34pm PDT NEW
        That's SIR Ian McKellan to you, smart guy. NT by caltrops analyzer 03/17/2026, 6:54am PDT NEW
            I gave Sir Ian's knighthood to Charles Laughton, who never got one. by I felt like he deserved it. 03/17/2026, 4:46pm PDT NEW
    The Best Movie of 1933 by Brody Wilder 03/17/2026, 4:45pm PDT NEW
        Thanks for doing these. by Ice Cream Jonsey 03/17/2026, 8:48pm PDT NEW
            Thanks for reading! NT by Brody Wilder 03/17/2026, 8:56pm PDT NEW
    The Best Movie of 1934 by Brody Wilder 03/18/2026, 1:06pm PDT NEW
    The Best Movie of 1935 by Brody Wilder 03/19/2026, 5:43pm PDT NEW
        Hitchcock by Gaige Grosskreutz 03/19/2026, 8:28pm PDT NEW
            I like Hitchcock. by Brody Wilder 03/19/2026, 9:22pm PDT NEW
    The Best Movie of 1936 by Brody Wilder 03/20/2026, 7:35pm PDT NEW
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        We need more movies with electric chairs in them. by Gaige Grosskreutz 03/22/2026, 9:50am PDT NEW
    The Best Movie of 1938 by Brody Wilder 03/22/2026, 7:33pm PDT NEW
    The Best Movie of 1939 by Brody Wilder 03/23/2026, 4:59pm PDT NEW
        I have nothing to contribute, but I love these. NT by Hangman 03/25/2026, 12:58pm PDT NEW
        Fukk yes NT by Gary 03/25/2026, 10:02pm PDT NEW
            Re: Fukk yes by PICKLES 03/26/2026, 5:47pm PDT NEW
        #Beep# NT by Hero detector 03/26/2026, 7:07pm PDT NEW
    The Best Movie of 1940 by Brody Wilder 03/26/2026, 7:25pm PDT NEW
        YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!! by HES BACK YOU LITTLE SHIITS! 03/26/2026, 8:47pm PDT NEW
    The Best Movie of 1941 by Brody Wilder 03/27/2026, 8:02pm PDT NEW
        I love Hammett. An actual real-life PI turned author, his writing rings true. by Mischief Maker 03/27/2026, 10:48pm PDT NEW
    The Best Movie of 1942 by Brody Wilder 03/29/2026, 8:20pm PDT NEW
        I was half-expecting you to be edgy and not pick Casablanca. NT by Mischief Maker 03/29/2026, 9:35pm PDT NEW
            I admit, I considered doing Arabian Nights with Maria Montez and Sabu. by Brody Wilder 03/29/2026, 9:57pm PDT NEW
                Wizard of Oz is still good, right? 1939? NT by Gaige Grosskreutz 03/30/2026, 8:39am PDT NEW
                    Probably, but it's not my cup of tea. by Brody Wilder 03/30/2026, 4:43pm PDT NEW
            I didn't realize these weren't Oscar Best Picture winners until just now by laudablepuss 03/31/2026, 11:43am PDT NEW
                The Academy has rarely selected films of cultural, historical, or aesthetic impo by Brody Wilder 03/31/2026, 5:25pm PDT NEW
                    How the hell did "Arthur" wind up being oscar-bait? by Mischief Drunkard 03/31/2026, 5:43pm PDT NEW
        Vince Gilligan said the comedic engine of Pluribus is a descendant of Bewitched. by Fullofkittens 03/30/2026, 7:26am PDT NEW
            Re: Vince Gilligan said the comedic engine of Pluribus is a descendant by Gaige Grosskreutz 03/30/2026, 8:40am PDT NEW
        Ooooh. So Bogart was 43 in Casablanca, not 37 as the script says. I'd chalked it NT by up to the smoking & booze -MM 03/31/2026, 8:53pm PDT NEW
            This was supposed to be a reply to the 1944 list. Whoops! NT by MM 03/31/2026, 8:54pm PDT NEW
    The Best Movie of 1943 by Brody Wilder 03/30/2026, 9:22pm PDT NEW
        I'm cumming!!! NT by 8======D ~ ~ ~ 03/31/2026, 4:48am PDT NEW
    The Best Movie of 1944 by Brody Wilder 03/31/2026, 8:20pm PDT NEW
        Double Indemnity is the first of these I have seen, and a top 10/15 movie for me by Ice Cream Jonsey 03/31/2026, 9:18pm PDT NEW
        Loving these! NT by The entire world 04/01/2026, 5:48am PDT NEW
            Justifies ICJ not pulling the plug on this place in 2011. NT by Keister M. Feister 04/01/2026, 7:33am PDT NEW
    The Best Movie of 1945 by Brody Wilder 04/01/2026, 7:47pm PDT NEW
        Waaaaaaaait a minute! by Mischief Maker 04/01/2026, 9:23pm PDT NEW
            Lots of people like that movie! I could be anyone. by Brody Wilder 04/02/2026, 2:49am PDT NEW
    The Best Movie of 1946 by Brody Wilder 04/05/2026, 8:36pm PDT NEW
        Brody, what makes for good film noir - to you? NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 04/05/2026, 9:33pm PDT NEW
            First of all, it has to hate women as much as I do. by Brody Wilder 04/05/2026, 10:46pm PDT NEW
                I'm still working on your question. Thank you for asking it. NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 04/08/2026, 9:42pm PDT NEW
    The Best Movie of 1947 by Brody Wilder 04/08/2026, 3:24am PDT NEW
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